DaKonossos

A non-canon match! I liked how this came out so I wanted to share it~ Voice acting for Sophia my friend Lady G Sophia belongs to @DaKonossos Felicia, Voice for her and video done by me!

Got to use that cinder blok i found under thevring lastnight. Red umbra got lucky i didnt use it for da chicago stomp. Oh i hope she liked my new chair

i finnallly tenemberedthe secret code to make this stipid thing work again. My old typewrityer was more reliable, just replace ink ribbon and then bak to business now how do i fix the fuking mistakes i cant use white ink on this thing

@LuckyTheSkunky Considering it happened back in 1918, I'm certain your cousin Howie would either be dead or fully recovered from the wound by now. -- Sophia

@DaKonossos Oh my god your the one who shot cousin Howie?! He said you were aiming for his head, thankfully your a horrible shot boss!

"I remember robbing a bank and the bank teller was a skunk... tried the ol' stinko with me so I just shot him on the arm before I left with the bag."

Sorry for being gone for so long, but don't expect me to post much. I'm doing fine, Denise is doing fine, and she still refers the computer as a typewriter.

@PeppercornRules @FeliciaWuff A hoe is a garden tool, you damn tool. But yes, Felicia is a ho.

@PeppercornRules What the fuck, even I can wrestle circles around your punk ass, and I'm more escort/valet material than as a fighter! So sure, I'll say that right to your face bitch, and I'll make you go to sleep faster than a flying kitsune peach landing on your face.

@LadyClarareis I can't monitor my cousin 24/7 ;_;

@DaKonossos as far as you know? QwQ

Disclaimer: No puppies were kidnapped and their fur used to keep my cousin warm. As far as I know.

OOC: photo by the awesome Lucky Skunk!

#UFW_Nation - Continuing to preview the Slam-O-Ween IV line-up! MAKARA NAKATO (@AmaraCrimzon) meets DENISE KONOSSO (@DaKonossos) in a clash of villainess proportions! SLAM-O-WEEN IV - 6 PM SLT - NOVEMBER 1ST!

Denise kept talking about kidnapping puppies.... wwwhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy #Slamoween #UFW Well anyway, come over to the special Slam-O-Ween show tonight at 6 SLT ! There will be some spooky delights awaiting!~

@DiScarmon For once, my cousin Denise is not involved in a kidnapping. There's too little money at stake.

HELP! SHE'S THROWING ME IN THE BACK OF A TRUNK! HHHEEEELLLPPPPPP!!!!!

@HeliosEusebioSL @DiScarmon He looks like he has a very punchable face.

I told @DiScarmon he was only getting one photo. Even *that* might have been a mistake.

@LilithRosethorn @TaniRinkanSL @PainIncSLPW @FeliciaWuff I should've joined in the stomping... but...

@TaniRinkanSL @PainIncSLPW It was such a fun night. We even got to beat up @FeliciaWuff after she messed with me and a cool Orca once I got to know her! So sad you got to miss it...

..OF COURSE THERE'S A BEACH SHOW TONIGHT THAT I'M NOT IN LOVE THAT. LOVE THAT. LOVE THAT. COOL. WHATEVER. KEEP DODGING ME FELICIA. DENY ME MY MATCH **AND** A BIKINI BEACH WRESTLING SPECIAL?! fuck. you.

@RoahmW @DiScarmon @HonorPro_SL .... wait, why would the entire locker room come out to beat on him?

@DiScarmon @HonorPro_SL Di, I seem to recall the last two times you stepped foot in a ring, one time you got yeeted after a punch in the mouth, and then had an ENTIRE bloody locker room come out to give you the business. Are you sure you want to step in the ring again?

Guess who's going to win the #VirtualWorldCup tournament @HonorPro_SL this year...

@VKennedyUFW Sadly you did not kick her leg out of her leg.

reason I'm one of the few superstars left in #UFW (other than the rest quitting) is because I know what I want to do and get what I want! Amara? Pulling her leg out was always the plan trading and trying to fight fair for 30 minutes is for dummies

@ZeeVonicUFW You're a snow leopard! Unfair! I am but a lemur, an animal of the Madagascar tropics~

@DaKonossos This is Tshirt and shorts weather though..

And of course, I'll be there! In a bikini of course but it's... cold there.