Agent Choadey Banks

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Agent Choadey Banks

@DaReturnofDoug

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·3h

Chugging a Guinness at the pub right now and throatily belched for 3 seconds, every single mother in here wants me now

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·3h

I don’t want to kill myself per se, but if I were to transform into a hideous resident evil boss in a populated area downtown I wouldn’t be opposed to it

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Alejandro@Oasiszn·6h

Imagine how convenient it would be to live right next to a data center You'd be able to walk to work in 10 seconds

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·3h

Solid farts call that tooty printing

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·3h

Ah yes, the fabled “Things are looking too good so here’s a fucking shitstorm”

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·3h

Creamy is a disgusting word never say that around me dawg

Dexerto@Dexerto

Dr Pepper has launched a weekly microdrama where the main love interest is its new Creamy Coconut flavor

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·3h

@reimufan099 Zipping around on power lines

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d4rkr34p3r666@reimufan099·5h

Please be real.

Radec@realradec

Jordan Middler of the VGC Podcast hints that there is a new Infamous game in the works!!! 👀🔥 "There is a groundswell of people that want Infamous. I'm under the impression that there is an Infamous thing happening somewhere else in PlayStation at the minute, not tied to them [Sucker Punch]" Source - youtu.be/5Hc3ItMzta4?si…

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·6h

Cheeky & stinky little Burger King fart pinched out and had me feeling like

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·6h

All I can hear is water being sloshed around

Dr. God Abeg ooo@josh_uglyasf

The difference between men and women…

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·6h

Dawgs name at work is literally “Timothy Quench” I’m fucking crying

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·8h

Someone give me a fuckin foot rub bro *buuuuurrp*

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·8h

@ShesABoy I’ve seen enough, get his ass on Judge Judy lmfao

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Lobotomy Advocate@ShesABoy·8h

This feels on the borderline of parody how fucking funny it is like 😭😭

brandon*@brndxix

son 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·8h

Disagreeing with someone irl and they lean back like a velociraptor and fling themselves onto me pecking at my eyes

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·8h

@ohmygodwhatwhy It’s charging up

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evil duck@ohmygodwhatwhy·8h

take my little hand

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·8h

@NVIDIAGeForce #007FirstLightRTX big

NVIDIA GeForce@NVIDIAGeForce·10h

Recruits, your first prize is here... A custom GeForce RTX 5080 Founders Edition + PC copy of the game. Comment #007FirstLightRTX to win 👇

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Agent Choadey Banks@DaReturnofDoug·9h

Imagine The Backrooms film but there’s two latinas somewhere in there eating chorizo & sipping Mtn Dew Baja Blast and all you can hear are belches increasing in volume and intensity

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