Tyler

@EmmytheCat Nope, Mom sed eet dinner furst =^..^= pooh!

Mom iz playinj' Tiki Farm on Facebook. Hur reely lykes FaRMVille an' did 10 levels in 2 dayz. Hur furget alla our Twitter accts., bad Mom!

@roccomeow, wellkum ta Twitter! I has added yu ta my follow list. How old is yu? I iz 8 yo now. Iz yu a boy or girl? I iz a girl.

MOL, @SkittleDee is gettin' so fat! Mom cawled hur broad inna beam yestidday. Hur eats all uv owr leftoffurs from brekfast AN' dinner.

@CheshireK You gitted onyur Mom's lap? Dats awsum, dood. I was goin' plum loco tryin' ta git into the Whisker Lickin's Tuna treets!

@sirsammycat yu iz funnee! I jus sed I kant play da gaymes an yu iz wantin' ta play Apple Trivia? Yu mus hav not ben reedin yur msgs...

I iz jus glad ta be bak on Twitter! I missed alla yu lots! <purrr> An neow mus' let Mom haf hur turn on Twitter, so g'nite!

So I iz sayin sowwy ta my anipals, but will not be playin dese gaymes.

She sez iz lyke hur akownt on Faycebook, we kant play da gaymes or we'll neffur git offlyne!

I jus looked at direkt messijs an anipals gaved me hugs, shayrd secrits wif me an stuff. I did a cuppul of em afor Mom sed we haz no tyme.

@CheshireK Yeah, well sunwun needz ta tell Skittle bowt dat wayt fing, cuz hur wadduls wen hur walkz, MOL!

I caught @LillorCats lying on http://www.twables.com/twotweetslie/guess/LillorCats

I was fooled by @LillorCats on http://www.twables.com/twotweetslie/guess/LillorCats

I caught @GingerbelleCat lying on http://www.twables.com/twotweetslie/guess/GingerbelleCat

Owr peepul gits us no by-prodix food at Trader Joe's. My Mom finks dat owr Jessie cat, who died had tumers inna her tummy cuz of by-prodix.

@CheshireK Owr vet sed that eatin' Friskies is jus as bad as feeding yor hooman kids McDonald's effurryday! Wut rong wif Purina?

Finully da Skittle camed in. I feeled cold on hur fur, but not wet. Dat gud, I gess. Doan want hur gitten sik an haffin atenshun uf da momz!

Da TM's mom says: Framework

*fraymwurk, sorry bowt dat

Dat sillee Skittle cat went out an iz purchin inna frameurk fur da new purch, er porch! Hur wont kum in neow, MOL!