Alan D’Alessandro

Turns out liking her Instagram story does not get you anywhere.

SHE HAS SPOKEN ON #hawktini

@CBeantail They have to push in the chairs to get out 😂

I really don’t care about the players pushing in the chairs after interviews after they lose and bleacher report posts every single team doing it

Water bottle from the wash I’m drinking straight soap

I folded.

@Kimbigyahu Decades

Was Ye just a couple years ahead of his time?

@jamesjigglecum @barstoolsms Wyd bro

Meat to crack is beyond wicked, get it together @barstoolsms

Ref what if I get a #squid for senior assassins that has no life outside his job

@OverlandPark_PD Can I have some info on the shots I just heard?

Cam Boozer’s probably shooting free throws rn

Do not grieve the sunset; for it proves the day was real

@DonaldRose123 @BlackwoodT66216

@BlackwoodT66216 @Da_Alan1991 Wow Toney great story. You really live a crazy life 😑. #airball

Is it normal to get ghosted then have her be the first person to like whenever you post anything?

@Peter_dingledik Draymond green

What current NBA player would you add to a 16 seed to give them the best chance of winning it all???? #Lank

@JohnnyBflip @ChadCallahan87 #onclouds

only good thing about the dentist is having a hot blonde act like she’s interested in my life.#bolyard

Up late (4:47pm) thinking about Keaton Wagler (he’s so tuff)

@BlackwoodT66216 Better come ready to work

@Da_Alan1991 Imagine being a receiver there 😭

Just wanted to point out some things gayer then being gay. -Running a Wing T offense -Being named Jack -Leaving the GC -Owning an umbrella -first name being Jack

@THE_BIG_CHADWIK #jackwithashotofcoke

Chad is tired of getting an ounce of alcohol in my drink #loadmeup #mexico

@bigzazzleslays @Richardwood6741 @BlackwoodT66216 If you want aids

@Richardwood6741 @BlackwoodT66216 Is whataburger tech, keep getting mixed reviews

Crushing some whataburger with @BlackwoodT66216