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I'm sorry

Girl I’m bored let’s exit a subway station and come to an abrupt stop at the top of the stairs

Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man

Everyone homophobic til they see a man driving to work on a bicycle with his husband in the back which, in all fairness, is a loving relationship

general tso's and shark tank in here is pure hedonism

starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.

Playing the sims

how it feels to be alive right now

this is what you look like in low rise trousers

In hindsight I didn’t need 5 tweets about Nicole scherzinger. I needed 6 or 7

You can always just decide that you’re so back

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Natl Coming Out Day and Yom Kippur…I’m gay and I’m sorry

Me when one second I’m a Koons then suddenly the Koons is me:

My toddler had a screaming crying snotty breakdown at the flea market this morning when she realises that spending money means you don't have it any more. Which chapter of Capital can I read to her to help her use this experience to deepen her commitment to Marxism

I don’t notice that I’m surrounded by twinks. To me they’re just people