Pat the Irishman

Trying out a new picture for my profile I used the last one for like 8 years So it's weird seeing a new picture If I keep it, I need to get new coffee mugs

@guns_win @BigBeeBeeLLC I'm not a big fan of bees But this big bee bee is sweet

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You know it's going to be a long day at work, when you've checked the time five times then it's only been 9 minutes

@TaraBull They look like knock-offs Louis Vuitton glasses

2026 Louis Vuitton Glasses Tattoo 😎

@Polymarket He sent them more of a direct message He wrote his phone number on one of the bombs

BREAKING: Iranian state media claims they have not been in contact with Trump re: peace talks, despite his claims.

@FightWithMemes I would say, go out and meet people in real life But with all the body transformation clothing and makeup tutorials out there You could still go to bed with a super hottie, and wake up next to Danny DeVito

I predict that Catfishing Insurance will be a thing in the near future.

@brockpierson None, because it's clearly not my sandwich Why is there still crust on that bread?

You are faced with this, what do you go with next?

Since census reports are locked for decades, we have to take their word for it But I believe every country pumps up those numbers First World countries probably add people so they can add more politicians, and seem harder to invade Third World countries lie about their numbers so they can get more funding And I don't think China is even close to a billion, if they had that many they wouldn't have reversed their one child law So no Earth does not have 8.3 billion people, we are probably closer to 5 billion

@KobeissiLetter @budqst I hate that everyone says it erased trillions of dollars No, Big Money moved it while you were looking somewhere else They collected their winnings, and you are holding an empty bag

BREAKING: Gold has now erased -$7.3 TRILLION of market cap since the Iran War began.

@greg16676935420 Baseball announcers will ramble on about anything

I’ve watched this 10 times and it gets funnier every time

@WeaponsVault Damn babies leaving their conceal carry behind, at least they took the dirty diaper

PSA: Do not leave your firearms behind in public places. "Found in the public restroom of the restaurant I work in. Police were called and came to confiscate the weapon before anyone else could grab it. This is why not everyone should be allowed to carry". 📷 Low_Range_396

@TimiTV4 @AstronomyVibes Bringing facts will never win an internet argument

@Dad2Earthlings @AstronomyVibes Earth has too much mass to be hollow.

🚨 The New York Post reports that Donald Trump may release UFO videos and photos of non-human spacecraft that could prove we are not alone.

The good news is the banks anticipated this, have you heard of The reverse mortgage You get to keep your house, but the bank buys it for a price that they say it's going to be 20 years from now So you get the money for the house, pay your new monthly mortgage and sell it to yourself There might be some hidden clauses, but you have no options

@80s_channel You're So Vain Song by Carly Simon

@s8n It is never too late to call out Everyone has called out from the parking lot of work at least once

@guns_win I'm intrigued

I just got off the phone: The next exclusive gun giveaway will start in less than 24 hours. It's a company many of you are already familiar with. I am so excited for this one! Turn on those notifications ;)

@greg16676935420 Toilet paper math is hard enough already, Don't start elongated sheets

This might be a stupid question but why do they make the perforations so close to each other on toilet paper? No one is ever gonna use just a single sheet

@cravedcuddle I've learned so much through memes

@stats_feed Olive oil

What did people love 1000 years ago, still love today, and will definitely love 1000 years from now?

@rawsalerts Let's make this fun Cuba versus Pennsylvania Landwise they're about the same, Pennsylvania has a few more people though

🚨#BREAKING: Cuba has announced that they are preparing for a potential military aggression by the United States