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I feel like potatoes don’t receive enough recognition for their versatility. Breakfast? Hash browns. Fast food? French fries. Fancy dinner? Baked potato. Holidays? Mashed potato. Relaxing at home? Potato chips. There’s a potato for every occasion.

@ArcRaidersInfo “Run Your Pockets” perk - lets you loot a downed player without full killing them. You could loot a downed team and then defib them after taking their weapons. Would reduce thirsting & also just be funny

You can add 1 thing to ARC Raiders… what is it? 🤔 We’ll go first: A self-revive kit 👀

{from the other side of the street} Yoooo! yoooo! My man! My man! Check this shit out!!! {I take a big shell out of my pocket and blow into it and a huge deer runs up and stabs me with it’s antlers}

When authority is total, so too is the madness of the man who declares it, and the potential for abuse of power.

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Red Robin french fries are objectively better than every other french fry

@CarlyStallings Photoshopped

you hear a lot about how lottery winners end up miserable. the money ruins their life and relationships etc. well that wouldn’t happen to me

They’re watching you

So, you want to become the next #Queen 🫅; here are 10 resume tips you simply HAVE to know before applying🔐 /thread 🧵 —>

Hey, remember when we had to sell like 10,000 magazines and in return they’d give us a slingshot monkey

@CarlyStallings Polls*

The worst part about not wearing a mask is having to actually smile at people instead of just squinting your eyes

Every time an NFL kicker misses a field goal I go out to my balcony and throw a rock as hard as I can towards the park full of people down the street. It’s not a problem as of now I’m not even getting close. But I am throwing it a lot farther than I was a few months ago

Setting my toaster to 10 and just letting whatever happens happen

Just wanna let you guys know that after 2 years straight of hiding inside my house i finally finished youtube! I watched the whole thing & i gotta say that i think the whole thing went downhill after the Gangnam Style part

re: Afghanistan - I agree with everyone who is right about it and disagree with those who are wrong. It’s just how I feel

still cannot believe Tony Stark said this after suiting up

𝗧𝗲𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗞𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗿💋 added you to list 𝗣𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳

Mini M&M’s