Invincible Summer Crash 💪

Inside of me there are two wolves

@yamanakanobody Hai

前まで俺は左翼は日本の恥だと思ってた。 違ってた 左翼は世界の恥だ！

@pirooooon3 Those are medium sizes in America. And that is a thirteen dollar meal

これが 日本のビックマックセットです ドリンクはラージ ポテトもラージ 日本円で1,030円 6ドル55セントです 安いかな？高いかな？ アメリカのマクドナルド🍔🍟 ならビックマックセットは いくらなんだろうね

Thanks Grok

@lucystone1871 German. Opinion disregarded.

These European leftists are drooling with glee in their obsessive hatred for us. They celebrate idiots who are tearing our cities apart. They root for our destruction. This is why they aren’t invited to the barbecue.

@Butterfinger @WeAreTopRamen Please dont do this right when we're making friends with Japan

Your noodles just got the ultimate upgrade. ⬆️ @butterfinger X @wearetopramen is dropping a NEW collab complete with a peanut buttery glaze and real Butterfinger pieces. Get ready because your taste buds will never be the same 🕺

@kuralulu This is not okay

Leave it up to brand accounts to kill the wonderful trend. Sorry guys, our friendship with you over the BBQ has ended.

@Osgood_thechris Where are these goth Japanese baddies?

my feed is half guns and half goth Japanese baddies I like this

@wooknponub They don't see therapists that challenge them

@janefkndoe No carbs this year, eh?

Pizza, anal and money I’m only ok with two of these things actually

I'm assuming that Twitter doesnt just unfollow you with people anymore so I'm kind of sad to find out i got soft blocked. Worse that I have no idea why.

@notadvice 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@DadBodTrap I hope they use it regardless because the Navy Seal copypasta is seemingly out of their nature but I could also see them calmly saying these things if someone pushed them too far

Japan twitter, I feel it is my duty to introduce you to the greatest copypasta known to man if such introduction has yet to be made. Copypasta is generally an over the top response that someone originally wrote out seriously and unironically, but is unhinged and so absurd that people then mock them by quote tweeting their tweet with the same text. Once a tweet has become copypasta, it is then utilized out of context at any time. The most famous copypasta being the Navy Seal copypasta. The next time someone offends you on the internet, feel free to send them this response (I hope it translates properly). What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

@pirooooon3 Beautiful

日本を単語で表してください 『 』

@Isuzu_T I think so, yes

@DadBodTrap そういう人がいることは別に問題ない。 映画やテレビ番組にそういう人が時々出てくるのも自然なことだろう。 でも、どんな映画にもテレビ番組にも出ていたら、出さなきゃいけないとしたら、それはさすがに押しつけがましい。 そういうことですかね？

同性愛に対する風当たりの強さ、アメリカのわかんねえ部分だよなと思う

@___SPAZ___ Fucking weeb

ヒトラーは、ナチス・ドイツと日本との外交的提携を記念して日本大使から贈られた特注の着物を着用している（1936年） 🫵🏼😆

@dannygurl304 You look like you know something 😂😂

Imagine not like me and I’m just over here like this

We got some cowgirls out there that wanna help our boy out?

@Intel_Dork It's pretty rad ngl

I'm really loving all of this American/Japanese love on the timeline. 🇺🇸🇯🇵

@MarieJuana6985 All of these people that hate me are just saying nice things to protect the feelings of me, the person that they hate

@DadBodTrap The questions that need answers 😭

Well, am I?