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Dad Jokes Animals

@DadJokesAnimals

Millennial proving to my family I’m funny. No opinions only snarky satire. Spontaneous reply Jokes written by me + @grok graphics! I’m like this all day IRL

San Jose, CA Katılım Şubat 2026
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Dad Jokes Animals
Dad Jokes Animals@DadJokesAnimals·
I've made a helpful graphic series to visualize the impact of burp size on your face based on hiding it or letting it rip. #EducationIsPower #Burp
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The Rabbit Hole
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole·
Pick your poison healthcare edition
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William Shatner
William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
🤔 When did this 👎🏻option pop up?
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Dad Jokes Animals@DadJokesAnimals·
@TRobinsonNewEra As a chicken I’m kind of with you on this one. None of would want to grow up to be a McDonald’s nugget. We’d rather be @raisingcanes. At least we’ll be appreciated.
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Dad Jokes Animals@DadJokesAnimals·
@not_jeffepstein Hi. Palm Beach Pete here, crocodile from Palm Beach. Stop these videos! My mom just called to ask why I bought a convertible. No idea what she was talking about until I saw this!
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Palm Beach Pete
Palm Beach Pete@not_jeffepstein·
Feeling the vibes in Palm Beach today
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Khamenei.ir
Khamenei.ir@khamenei_ir·
If US’s decline needed a single reason, the rise of sb like Trump to power would have sufficed. The fate of 300 million pple is in hands of sb whose psychological, mental & moral stability is at best questionable. This signals the decline of a country. June 4, 2019 #EpsteinFiles
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Open Source Intel
Open Source Intel@Osint613·
Post from the White House. What is president Trump holding?
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 WOW! This based young man completely STUNNED Don Lemon "How do you feel about the war?" "I'm Persian. I support Donald Trump 100%. The Islamic regime KlLLS WOMEN, KlLLED 50,000 people! They believe death in Americans. 100% support Trump." 🔥🔥🔥
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Daily Mail US
Daily Mail US@Daily_MailUS·
BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'
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@bluesky X: where we are Threads: where no one is Bluesky: trying to go on X and Threads to find people to come to Bluesky ZING! #yaburnt
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Bluesky
Bluesky@bluesky·
X: trying to propagandize you Threads: trying to monetize you Bluesky: trying to help you find community and have fun
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Dad Jokes Animals@DadJokesAnimals·
@nypost My friend Joe got mistaken for a paper bag one time. I don't really get it... but somehow...
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
UK man finds rare albino squirrel after mistakening it for a plastic bag: 'I've never seen one before in my life' trib.al/u9xBWqK
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
BREAKING: President Trump reveals the "very big present" which he says Iran gifted to the US on March 24th.
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@Dexerto I want one, but I want to make sure it's BPA free. Is it BPA free??
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Dexerto
Dexerto@Dexerto·
KFC is giving away a Pickle Puffer Jacket that you can drink from It comes filled with pickle brine, sliced pickles, and a built-in straw
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@dom_lucre We used to do that with lion roar sounds. Funniest thing watching the herd run off.
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Saudi Arabian citizens are using Iranian Sahed drone audio to prank each other.
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