Dad Jokes Animals

I've made a helpful graphic series to visualize the impact of burp size on your face based on hiding it or letting it rip. #EducationIsPower #Burp

@hshLauraJ I was trying to get in on that deal but when I reached out he ghosted me. Ba dum chhhh!!!! #DadJokes

@TheRabbitHole I mean out in the forest it’s “just get eaten”

Pick your poison healthcare edition

@ABC7NY Mom joke incoming …

Large whale washes ashore onto Rockaway Beach abc7ny.com/post/large-wha…

@WilliamShatner I’d reply with a joke but I’d be first to get the dislike 👎

🤔 When did this 👎🏻option pop up?

@TRobinsonNewEra As a chicken I’m kind of with you on this one. None of would want to grow up to be a McDonald’s nugget. We’d rather be @raisingcanes. At least we’ll be appreciated.

America your McDonald’s chicken nuggets are SHIT

@not_jeffepstein Hi. Palm Beach Pete here, crocodile from Palm Beach. Stop these videos! My mom just called to ask why I bought a convertible. No idea what she was talking about until I saw this!

Feeling the vibes in Palm Beach today

@khamenei_ir When I retire I’m going to tweet about my garden

If US’s decline needed a single reason, the rise of sb like Trump to power would have sufficed. The fate of 300 million pple is in hands of sb whose psychological, mental & moral stability is at best questionable. This signals the decline of a country. June 4, 2019 #EpsteinFiles

@WhiteHouse I figured it out ! AI is amazing. #enhance

@IllusoryMusic @Osint613 That’s a real aggressive bear ! Must be grizzly.

Post from the White House. What is president Trump holding?

@2dell3 @EricLDaugh thank thank you! I'll be here til Tuesday

@DadJokesAnimals @EricLDaugh

🚨 WOW! This based young man completely STUNNED Don Lemon "How do you feel about the war?" "I'm Persian. I support Donald Trump 100%. The Islamic regime KlLLS WOMEN, KlLLED 50,000 people! They believe death in Americans. 100% support Trump." 🔥🔥🔥

@PresinoMedia1 @Daily_MailUS you get me!

@DadJokesAnimals @Daily_MailUS Lol

BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'

@bluesky X: where we are Threads: where no one is Bluesky: trying to go on X and Threads to find people to come to Bluesky ZING! #yaburnt

X: trying to propagandize you Threads: trying to monetize you Bluesky: trying to help you find community and have fun

@nypost My friend Joe got mistaken for a paper bag one time. I don't really get it... but somehow...

UK man finds rare albino squirrel after mistakening it for a plastic bag: 'I've never seen one before in my life' trib.al/u9xBWqK

@nypost I knew it! It was RAGE BAIT!! #RageBaitOfTheDay

SF Giants' 9-beer, 9-hot dog challenge exposed as $55 fraud trib.al/A2NpCMO

@KobeissiLetter I don't write them! I find them! #poopjokeoftheday

BREAKING: President Trump reveals the "very big present" which he says Iran gifted to the US on March 24th.

@Dexerto I want one, but I want to make sure it's BPA free. Is it BPA free??

KFC is giving away a Pickle Puffer Jacket that you can drink from It comes filled with pickle brine, sliced pickles, and a built-in straw

@dom_lucre We used to do that with lion roar sounds. Funniest thing watching the herd run off.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Saudi Arabian citizens are using Iranian Sahed drone audio to prank each other.