Dad Joke Al’Thor

Somehow this little ole dad joke account surpassed 300 followers. Much love to you all. I only hope Leonidas would be proud.

@baileyenorton Did he wanna stand up the whole time?

@baileyenorton Sketchy like Dimitri Martin? Or Anthony Jeselnik?

@priyankabose20 The best we can do is tackle this one day at a time. Keep your head up. We’re all in this together. ✊🏽

Trying to stay positive through all of this. Past two days have been wishing 2020 away, but I also feel we have to move through this time with grace and love.warms the heart reading everyone’s tribute on all medias. Keep on going.... until we meet again and share.

Am I the only one who is reading/has read The Wheel of Time??? 😭 I want to comment it with someone

@baileyenorton That’s ducked up.

I just got ran over by an 18-wheeler, so I guess you can say I’m pretty tired.

@sarahenakamura May you find shade this day.

What a night... #mommylife #theexhaustionisreal

@BenFennell_NFL @LanceZierlein Our Spanish speaking friends might say he’s more... asiasi... I’ll be here all weekend.

@LanceZierlein Asiasi really good player...

The Patriots definitely have a type at TE, ILB and on the EDGE. You know them when you see them. I knew nothing about Asiasi when I turned on the tape. In about 5 minutes, I could tell he looked like a Patriots. Jason Strowbridge looks like a Patriot. Markus Bailey - Patriot.

@HelmanDC This dad joke account approves of this quality joke.. Don’t let the haters say otherwise.

I guess the Cowboys decided this weekend would provide them with an opportunity to improve their roster a lot ...... Sooner? .... than they anticipated.

I’m surprised there aren’t more stand-up comedian ducks. They always have me quacking up.

I found all of the #wheeloftime dorks, and my life is infinitely better.

@sacenaija Not gonna complain. That’d be a waist of time.

@DaddyAlThor Aren't you old enough to complain about low riding jeans....?

Witnessed a gentleman wearing trousers nearly up to his chest. At least he practice good high Jean.

@BBGreenSedai 🗣IIIIII AM A MANNNNNNN, MAN OF CONSTANT SORRROOOOWWWW

Ok, real question time:

@sarahenakamura @WOTonPrime @Outlander_STARZ Blink twice if the opening scene of episode one is Gitara’s foretelling.

#TwitterOfTime Occasionally it hits me that @WOTonPrime is actually happening (yes I know I’m a part of it but still) I was watching @Outlander_STARZ’s opening credits & I thought about premiere night for us. I fully lost it & cried hard, real tears. One day we’ll all share in it

Heard Joe Exotic was opening up a new zoo in hope of rebranding, so I visited. All they had was one dog... It was a shitzu.

@n1ntendh0 This guy is here to see the Khal...

@ryanthemaddev @TigraineMantear I heard about the Great Tinker Food War. It was naan violent.

With so many of this Age’s sporting events canceled, I recommend we have an Origami World Tournament. It’ll be Paperview.