Austin

Wife made "Purple" potatos ... lord help me

@Kingjom111 100 Gang!

Finally hit 100 followers

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Just saw my wife's March Madness bracket, who is high point? And why does she have a 12th seed winning the entire tournament 💀

@benignantShelly @queenathenah I agree with this take 100%

@queenathenah my husband is better for me than your husband is.

my husband is the best, you’re all jealous

@Ratsuwest @queenathenah 😉

@queenathenah Nooo … 🫨 NUH uhhh no … 🙂‍↔️… a lil kinda

@Sapientia400 @queenathenah No, shes doing this to get attention from me

@queenathenah You’re saying this just to get attention from men.

i love men

@bowtiedwhitebat @queenathenah Uhh

@queenathenah single arc?

Anyone else still hopelessly recycle ? I read somewhere once that cutting these up saves a turtle 🐢 ?

@AlanGresov Really threading the needle on that one

@DaddyAustin31 Cookies have sugar, sugar is fuel, fuel helps you do stuff. She’s helping.

After 3 days of not being able to use my abdomen, I have restarted my 300 crunches a day routine. WIFES ADVICE:

@_kiyosh1 @queenathenah Saving my purity for the Mrs

@DaddyAustin31 @queenathenah we should bang sometimes.. i mean hang

Blond hair, blue eyes, glasses, gauges, tattoos and a love of Christ. Happy to have kids with you.

@Kingjom111 @queenathenah I often look around and compare. Haven't found anyone prettier in 9 years. W

@DaddyAustin31 @queenathenah Bro won

@_kiyosh1 @queenathenah [THANK YOU] 🫠

@DaddyAustin31 @queenathenah heyyy, u look cute. .

@_kiyosh1 @queenathenah I took a nap with our daughters, my fault. I also left Shiloh on read.

@DaddyAustin31 @queenathenah @queenathenah ur husband left me on read... i even ecalled him cute....

@queenathenah What a huge diamond ring 💍

just a girl quietly navigating her isekai arc (why are there emails here)

@theclassicwife He is no longer moist. He's since been rescued

@DaddyAustin31 Oh rip. Maybe throw it in the dryer?

My 3 y/o daughter finally shared her favorite spider with her sister before bedtime.. he didnt last 30 seconds

@kaisergemahlin He's fully dry now 🌞 he was a cheap gas station beenie baby toy we got when she was 2 months old

@DaddyAustin31 She's three. If it's completely ruined, you can buy her another one of the same one and she probably won't notice.