Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️❤️

You can place a cross on top of an outhouse, but that doesn’t make it a holy shit.

The boots you lick will one day stomp at your door.

@jeepgirlsparks 👀🔥

Hiii ☺️ Happy Tuesday ☺️😁😎🫂

@jeepgirlsparks Things that start world wars for $1,000 Alex.

If you know your history, you knooow

@Ravenismeee I’ve taught myself. A couple years ago I could barely make Ramen. Now I’m cooking all kinds of stuff.

Men who can cook .. who taught you??

@jeepgirlsparks They do.

You're right😏☺️

Jeffrey Epstein “Venezuela, Maduro, drug boats!” Jeffrey Epstein “Illegal aliens everywhere!” Jeffrey Epstein “Mass voter fraud, need ID!” Jeffrey Epstein “Iran has bombs, rebuild Gaza!” Jeffrey Epstein “UFO’s, JFK, 9/11!” Jeffrey Epstein *bombs Iran

@ovruby3AZ Oh I get it. Lol.

@DaddyDarth Tipsy and my sandals don't like me.😂

Chanclas tried to trip me.

Screaming into the void and nobody screams back.

Will I get my tariff refund before or after my DOGE check?

@WilliamShatner Ummm no. Stay outta my metal.

Ladies, gentlemen, SWs fans…😝
I have explored space.
I have explored time.
Now… I explore distortion. Yes. You read that correctly.
I am releasing a HEAVY METAL album. Thirty-five metal virtuosos. Thunderous guitars. Chaos with purpose.
Covers of legends like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest — and a few originals forged in the same cosmic fire. This project is, quite literally, a gathering of forces. Loud imagination. Honest intensity. Unapologetic exploration. At 94, one does not slow down. One turns the volume up. So prepare yourselves.
We are about to boldly headbang where no one has headbanged before. 🤘 Stay tuned. The metal voyage begins this year.

@StarbrightHQ I think he thought I wasn’t the same age as him. That’s the only thing I can think of.

@DaddyDarth We can also alphabetize the albums and do everything by year. Like give me a fckng break. We know the album lists and liner notes.

Wearing my AC⚡️DC hoodie and the jack-off clerk at the gas station goes, “can you name one song?” Motherfucker I’m almost 50 years old, I can name thirty. Guess I look young 🤷‍♂️

The U.K. knows what to do with powerful pedophiles. Why don’t we?

More than I could ever tell you 🫂❤️

@charley_the_mac Nice! I’m doing it too, for Spanish. I haven’t practiced in a bit so I had to review alot.

Duolingo knows me

@jeepgirlsparks 😂😂

Holy shit... I'm the national animal of Scotland 🦄🦄🦄 🥳🥳❣️

Truth. Metal fixes everything 🤘🏻

@charley_the_mac Same.

Me

@jeepgirlsparks 👀🔥

Happy Sunday night 😊