Daddy Shug

This feed is no more....find me elsewhere. #later

Identifiable by markings that mimic barbed wire on the bicep, southern american dumb asses are known for emitting a musk of WD40 & farts

The Southern Domestic Dumb Ass presents from a false position of power when challenged by a familiar foe. Utilizes Intimidation to deflect

Observed The Southern American Dumbass in his natural environment today. Aggressive position, subtle intelligence, Machiavellian undertones

Tattoos must not cost that much in LITTLE TEXAS...

Need to feel better...

Freakin Jack & Nyquil please....

Think about taking this thing out Old 15 ....@localmotors ...electric adult size big wheel #nice

Gonna drink my voice back

Rough day...our old buddy Art took a showing to the ball sack. #yikes

Educate me...What are those numbers? x.com/thecitizencran…

Service Rep,Acct Mgrs,Sales people....it's all the same now....But who's protecting my brand from shitty placement? I guess I am

Young sales people...a "check in" text is not a sales call.

Cawt a killer firework show in Knoxville last night....

@TheCitizenCrane filled up at exit 22 - looks like our economic dev plan revolves around the trucker orgasm out there. Do we have a Plan?

@TheCitizenCrane will the new Main Street person be responsible for removing the remaining Xmas lights from the buildings on the square?

Can't believe @friendshipacres has become an old cat lady. They're erry where ... #Hoarders

If you send my clothes to another town to be dry cleaned. You're not a dry cleaner. You're a travel agent for clothes.

Coupla folks acting like they might masturbate to these new UT unis. The watered down & washed out traditions continue on the hill.

Dry cleaners open at 6:00 & the coffee shops open at 8:00. Hmmm...can I get coffee at the dry cleaners?