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Disrespect the caterpillar, rave about the butterfly

From #Commanders RB Rachaad White’s IG story

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the plubis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

Who else has noticed that being too nice and friendly as a man attracts a lot of disrespect?

Ludvig Aberg’s golf swing is ____

Jayden Daniels' 22 of 31, 299 passing yards, 51 rushing yards, 2 touchdowns against Detroit in the 2024 NFC Divisional Round.

Washington’s new backfield 🔥

Commanders signing RB Rachaad White. (via @MikeGarafolo)

Mfs saying Chig Okonkwo is a “blocking liability” like do you even know that we already have the best blocking TE in football?

🏝️ @THEPLAYERS 😤

Nick Cross is a Bowie, MD native, attended DeMatha Catholic, and played collegiately for Maryland. He had the second-highest athletic score at the 2022 NFL Scouting Combine among all safeties, ran a 4.34 40, and his pro comp by Lance Zierlein at the time? Kam Curl. I mean...

while we have your attention...some new stadium renderings just dropped 🤩

Gettin’ Chiggy with it: The #Commanders have agreed to terms on a three-year deal with TE Chig Okonkwo, per The Insiders. The deal for the former #Titans was confirmed by his agents Jason Chayut and Jared Fox.

Sources: The #Commanders are signing former #Colts S Nick Cross to a 2-year, $14M deal. Cross, a DMV native, heads home.

@Commanders alright let’s go get Brisker or Cross, Chig Okwonko, Aiyuk, Jennings

@ChigTweets @Commanders let’s go now

@_Tariqwoolen @Commanders come on… do something

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@xxsplashbackup @Splays_50 @MySportsUpdate As a commanders fan in ‘24 we went 12-5 and won 2 playoff games. FF to this year.. 5-12 so…

@Splays_50 @MySportsUpdate I mean we just made it to the playoffs so…..

The belief is #Jaguars All-Pro LB Devin Lloyd won’t be back with Jacksonville in free agency due to his high price. The #Panthers are among the teams to watch.

@Commanders please snag Devin Lloyd asap