Daddy’s Lil’ Muenster

@Woboy5 @PlayPhasmo Oh, and there’s ~~one~~ Asian person. Much diversity.

@PlayPhasmo Why did you make 12 character model presets but only 2 of them are African American? Yall seriously can do four white dude presets, four white girl presets, but only 1 of each gender African American preset? I'm white btw, but that's just wrong to do. I don't need eight presets

Dr. P. Normal will see you now, Ghost Hunters. #Phasmophobia

Being bi with a uterus means having a cycle that’s like: - Day 1-3: I wish I was a dormouse sleeping in a fem boy’s chest pocket. - Day 4-12: I’m gay - Day 13-20: I nEED. a MAN!! to put a _BABY_ in 👏🏽 me 👏🏽 - Day 21-30: literally why does no one want me I’m so ugly

Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

Every episode of @democracynow *A C I D J A Z Z* Soul crushing headlines Interview with Angela Davis “Talk about the most TRAWmatic thing that ever happened to you — we have 10 seconds” democracynowisoproducedbygsjgbekbtkdisbgmfiwhrvtbIMAMYGOODMANTHX4JOININGUS

March 1st 2022

Psychotherapy profs be like “I have to give my students the counter transference talk” and psychotherapy students be like “I have to give my prof the psychiatric industrial complex talk”.

Therapists be like “I welcome clients of all genders to my practice 😊” and then present their cases to colleagues like “my client is a transgenderED f e m a l e”

Can you imagine how unHINGED an episode of House, MD would be if it took place during the pandemic?

Hell ya I’m AFAB A Fapping ConstAntly B

No One: Me: yeah, so I would fuck Justin; marry Griffin; and kill Travis.

Therapy regulatory bodies: if you’re doing online therapy you must use an encrypted platform with a 30 letter password and a VPN. If you make ONE.FUCKING.SLIP. with your clients’ privacy you will be sUSPENDED. BetterHelp selling their users’ private info to advertisers: 👁👄👁

Common (boring) #Overwatch Porn: - Middling girl on girl feat. D. Va/Ashe/Tracer Overwatch Porn I want to see: - Junkrat getting pegged by Zarya - Sigma and Moira destroying their respective holes with their ben wa balls - Reaper and Soldier arguing over who gets to bottom

“Marley and Marley” from Muppet Christmas Carol, but it’s the Koch brothers.

Me: fuck the English Also me: who’s dick do I have to suck to get a goddamn Battenberg cake in my face hole 😤

Imagine busting your ass for years to be Prima Donna, only to be ousted by some nobody who may or may not be porking the opera house patron AND the domestic terrorist incel who’s threatening your life on the daily and then being called an unreasonable diva. #JusticeForCarlotta

The Highly Sensitive Person to neurodivergent pipeline.

Tmw you see a cockroach in the grocery store and then start wandering around in shock thinking, “I mean do I *really* need food?”

Mulan has ADHD, here’s how I can tell: - Always late - Impulsively joins the army but knows she’ll figure out the details later - Curious about gender expression - Hyperfocused on getting up the pole - “Get off the roof get off the roof get off the roof”

Could an anxious person do THIS? *bakes muffins, banana bread, and a cake all in one go while listening to podcasts in order to avoid the possibility of being alone with their thoughts for even a moment*

Watching The Office: 1st time: bears beets Battlestar Galactica 😎 3rd time: Jim doesn’t deserve Pam. 6th time: Why’d they do that to Kevin? 8th time: In S4E11, Michael says he’s watching The Wire. 3 actors from it would later guest star, making The Office a diagetic nightmare.