Johnny California

@Chase sucks. Deposited a $1K check on Dec 26 & they won't release the funds until Jan 7. It's a Bank of America check, and those funds have already been taken from the account holder. Ridiculous to just hold onto my money for 10 days. Will be closing all of my accounts soon.

Only #espn would have the #JETS #FiremanEd ranked hire than the #Dodgers win last night in their top stories. And don't even get me going on their #WNBA    coverage that literally nobody cares about. This is why your ratings are tanking. #gowokegobroke @espn @Dodgers @nyjets

@spennyt I'm not really certain who you are, but I have a little boy here who does and he can't stop smiling after getting this signed card from you. Cheers for making his Christmas and for making him a fan! #spencertorkelson #detroittigers #mlb @DiamondSportsCa

The one thing they don't tell you about being a #parent is all of the chicken dinosaurs you're gonna eat. #dadlife #truth #science

@everywhereist Had the chef been female and the plaster cast was of her vagina, you have my money.

I can't remember the last time I've seen the love of my life laugh this hard. Thank you all for your horse memes. My handsome dude was in tears.

EVERYONE, THE CHEF FROM BROS REPLIED TO MY REVIEW AND IT IS JUST AS RIDICULOUS AS YOU WOULD HAVE HOPED AND I AM SCREAMING WITH JOY. today.com/food/brutal-re…

Did the King of #DefundThePolice #LeBronJames just say he was angry because he had to travel home with no security after testing positive for #COVID19? You can't make up this kind of hypocrisy. #CovidVaccine #NBA #LosAngeles #losangeleslakers #lalakers #dumbjock #kingjames

Still pissed at @USARugby for the pathetic performance against the @AllBlacks. You lot literally set #usarugby back 20 years. @ArmyWP_MRugby or @USNAMensRugby would have put up a better effort. Good luck against @chilerugby. You're gonna need it. #rugbyworldcup #rugby #allblacks

Stay classy San Diego! @hungryformore #hungryformore

Pretty much. #Olympics #Olympics2021 #OlympicGames #TokyoOlympics #TokyoOlympics2021 #Tokyo #usa #America #USAwomenssoccer

To my knowledge, no #NBA players were involved in solving the murder of #AidenLeos. #whoshotaiden #orangecounty #CHP #California #ocregister #costamesa #LawEnforcement #BackTheBlue #LeBronJames #toddspitzer #californiahighwaypatrol #justiceforaiden

@timothyhe Was just talking to Tony about this!!! Cannae wait!!! #missyou

Well done Scotland. #SRBSCO

@CAgovernor This could be the stupidest suggestion of all time.

Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend? Don't forget to keep your mask on in between bites. Do your part to keep those around you healthy. #SlowtheSpread covid19.ca.gov

Amari Cooper @amaricooper totally gave up on that last @dallascowboys posession. If he wants to take Sunday off, go work at @ChickfilA #chickfila Dude needs to be benched. #DallasCowboys #nfl #ESPN

If you can riot 59 days in a row, you can vote in person. #AmericaOrTrump #2020Election @realDonaldTrump

Watching the @Athletics vs. @Angels. Without the fans, it still looks like every other single game that has ever been played there. #MLB #MLBOpeningDay #baseball #angelsbaseball #anaheim #Oakland #Angels #miketrout

@BetJett Carhire

Friends — my character needs a last name and she won’t tell me what it is. Genre: YA Fantasy & Magic. Her first name is Avis. Please help. #WritingCommunity #YAFantasy

#TomBrady couldn't hit @RobGronkowski if he was sitting down eating a hot dog on the turn. #tnt #thematch @brookskoepka

This reminds me of the plot of Superman 2, where #Superman loses his superpowers by exposing himself to Red Kryptonite in that crystal chamber, becoming mortal. And we all know how that turned out. #PrinceHarry #MeghanMarkle #Megxit #RoyalFamily foxnews.com/entertainment/…

#Democrat leadership supports a sting to catch hairdressers violating a rule but not #ICE enforcing a law. You can't make this stuff up. #MAGA #Trump2020