Jahruto Guzumaki

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Jahruto Guzumaki

@DahjVypa

A good person, not a nice guy. Being my mother's son is my greatest honour.

🇯🇲🇺🇸 Katılım Aralık 2009

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·3h

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Lylakins ❤️@Lylakins·16h

To replace the Cuban nurses yall sent home? Ok

CaribbeanNewsNetwork@caribbeannewsuk

#JAMAICA: Ghana, who has an abundance of nurses, is to send 400 nurses to Jamaica under a new labour mobility agreement. The deal comes as over 100,000 trained health professionals remain unemployed in Ghana.

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@SirMichaelRocks Jobless Reincarnation

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Mikey Rocks@SirMichaelRocks·3h

I need a anime that can make a grown man shed a tear. Rengoku death, jiryaya final fight, mereum kneel type shit

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🙂‍↕️@vvdijks·8h

slot lost his job to AI

Liverpool FC@LFC

We can confirm Andoni Iraola has agreed a deal to become the club’s new head coach ahead of the 2026-27 season 🤝

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Jahruto Guzumaki@DahjVypa·4h

Defo a PSG player

Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “The €150m deal is NOT for a defender. It could be midfielder or forward”.

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Leo Dasilva@SirLeoBDasilva·10h

These people and their bias mahn. Guess what they were calling consistency here?

ESPN FC@ESPNFC

Consistency is boring? Not if you're a Chelsea fan. Arsenal can only wish to be that boring. @JamesDallESPN's W2W4. es.pn/2imQjcL

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Weed Richards@VanFromNY·1d

They said he got two haircuts left

NATO Jenkins, Esq.@MilesDoesntCare

What is this nigga on

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Jahruto Guzumaki@DahjVypa·9h

@Dre_Breezelee Nuh know a wah do dem bredda 😂

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Big Bumboclaat Breeze@Dre_Breezelee·12h

@DahjVypa The nerds on yo ass boy #nohomo

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Jahruto Guzumaki@DahjVypa·23h

Nigga tryna say he get horny playin the game LOL fuck off my page freakzoid

Dre’@DogeSlappin

@DahjVypa Can’t lie ever since Assassin’s Creed Odyssey I have preferred to look at a woman’s ass in 3rd person during an adventure game over a fuckin dude so you really trippin unless you like bussy

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.@Blahovic·11h

Looking at xG numbers for PL players... something was clearly broken in football this past year. The top xA per 90 list is just set-piece takers. Almost no one who regularly started has good underlying numbers.

.@Blahovic

Where can you find good xG data these days now that FBref had it taken down?

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osama@0ba0sama·1d

I know exactly what this looked like to her in her head

Redd@ReddCinema

i am actually crying real tears right now

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J*sse@c00ngolese·1d

They’re now trying to downplay winning the premier league

David Hartley@DavidHartley21

Immortal? Are they alright? They matched Leicester’s 2015-16 season and won a trophy? Such a weird group of fans

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ineffable 🔴🇫🇷@davidj___·2d

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jahruto Guzumaki@DahjVypa·23h

Ngl you internet niggas got alotta nerve 😂

Sir Corneliusss 🐉@sircorneliusss

@DahjVypa You’re a weak, small and pathetic man

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💫@nevergonnacule·1d

I’m trying not to laugh as hard as I can

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Jahruto Guzumaki@DahjVypa·1d

I wanted to watch the Spurs/Knicks game but I forgot

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Jahruto Guzumaki@DahjVypa·1d

@Hoog_the_Packer @dizzy_theillone 😂😂😂

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Hoog 🧀@Hoog_the_Packer·1d

@DahjVypa @dizzy_theillone All the characters in the game and you pick Moira

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Jahruto Guzumaki@DahjVypa·1d

Niggas not playing no goddamn Mom Of War 😂😂😂

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

First look at gameplay for ‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’. Coming soon to PS5.

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Jahruto Guzumaki@DahjVypa·1d

Bank tellers better stay clocked in

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femiiiiii.@femiiiszn·1d

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

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sid@sidcentric·2d

who tf decided liking stories is flirting

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