The Dragon Maid Dentist
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@InEchoesForever Need to know what it smells like tbh
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We used to be a real country
Jordan@sonofabeachy
Do you guys remember when having subwoofers in your car was a thing? Do people still do that?
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@DrewGarrison This is easy to say now but I can't be held responsible for what Future Me might decide is a reasonable response were something like that to happen
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I’ve never understood destroying shit in your city because your sports team won it all.
When the Bengals win a ring, I’m going to calmly and politely smoke my crack during the celebration and not harm anything.
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@jaysonbuford I would be pretty embarrassed to release this if I wrote for a living
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Good morning. I wrote a big blog about the conundrum that is Vince Staples, a very good gangster rapper who is scared of his own electricity, and has decided to become an alternative hip-hop guy. Why? I wrote about why but why its frustrating. COLUMN: jaysonbuford.substack.com/p/vince-staple…
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8PM? On a work night? Buddy there's not enough cocaine in the world, that's cozy time.
Mr Bocchi@BlazingBocchi
The actual saddest thing about getting older and having all of your friend circle coupled up is that they will deadass tell me that 8pm is too late to hang out on a weekday
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@Hecavimu @regularaugust I just do not care for their music or really anything about them at all lol
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I like Scorsese but why is everyone talking about him like he's Ingmar Bergman... he's a very competent filmmaker but not singular and clearly not infallible
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The average person could learn a thing or two about allyship from one Eugene Krabs
manic nixon dream girl@kennixonette
I knew it
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@ZiggyWearsHats She's gonna get so damn good at flopping. Learning from the best.
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Older lady at my work tryna start shit with me 2 days in a row now really testing my "i don't fight women" rule she's in better shape than i am I'm bout to start swinging
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@inthasection @ClinV96572 @ROBMYJEWELER @erogurodog Famously no one has ever been racist with a black spouse. This is known.
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i found out only in the past year that he used to make music with DJ Screw under the name Big Floyd, you can find a lot of the tracks on youtube. crazy world
Leading Report@LeadingReport
George Floyd passed six years ago today.
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Finally been playing BG3 and I've really been enjoying it but i could see it how could disappointing if viewed through the lens of like an all timer or a really substantial piece of gaming but it's really great if framed as Just Another Campaign like tabletop, it's a very fun one
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Crying, screaming, throwing up. He loves his baby sister.
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Dad's got dementia mom's in the hospital is this what getting old is like i don't like it
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