Willie:ALF, guess what? For once your overreacting actually paid off. That guy you caught really was a crook! As it turns out, you are a hero!
ALF: Well, that's nice. Really great. Just one question.
Kate: Yeah?
ALF: Who are you people? S3E13
ALF: Don't let this G-man take me away!
Willie: What do you suggest?
ALF: Well, I can't take the rap and you shouldn't have to. How about Kate? #ALF (S3E13)
Willie: ALF, would you come over here for a minute?
ALF: Uh-uh.
Willie: Would you just. Would you mind just coming.. Coming here just within my reach, please?
ALF:You appear to be at the end of my rope.#ALF (S3E13)
Willie: ALF, what are you doing?
ALF: Protecting the family from murderers! You were the last person I would have suspected, Willie.
Willie: I'm not a murderer...yet! #ALF (S3E13)
ALF: This is the city. Los Angeles, California. I was working the night watch out of the backyard. Today is Friday. My name is ALF. I carry a bat. #ALF (S3E13)
Willie: Goodnight, ALF.
ALF: Wait, you can't go to bed, Willie. You have to stay awake and protect us rom a sedan-related death.
Willie: If you're that concerned why don't you stay up? Immediately I realize the folly of that statement. Go to the garage. #ALF (S3E13)
ALF: You're not seriously gonna let Scarface stay here, are you?
Willie: He's not a criminal. He's a witness.
ALF: What if the mob finds him here? They'll blow us up in our sedan! #ALF (S3E13)
Kate: Honey, it is time for him to go home.
Willie: I'm trying, Kate. The man cannot take a hint.
ALF: See if he can take a swift kick in the butt. #ALF (S3E13)
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