Daily Angry Video Game Nerd Quotes

"Say that three times fast." "Rambo Commando, Rambo Commando, Rambo Commando." "Rambo Commando, Rambo Commando, Rambo Commando." Episode 110: Ikari Warriors Submitted from our Discord!

"Ah yes, Nintendo 64 end labels - the greatest invention ever. When Nintendo drops the ball, the fans pick it up" Episode 138: Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero Submitted from our Discord!

"Get me out of this couch ya damn Nintendo dork!" Episode 110: Ikari Warriors

“Eat my shorts - Eat 'em good. Right after I've took a shitty diarrhea dump.” Episode 30: The Simpsons Submitted from our Discord!

"What the fuck are these?! Lollipop ghosts with stick arms?!" Episode 13: A Nightmare on Elm Street

"Something tells me you're not just some gamer... But THE gamer..." Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Summitted from our Discord!

"A remote control robot; kids would like that. You'd see 'em sitting on the sidewalks playing with their remote control R.O.B.'s. You just need to bring a TV set outside just to use 'em, that's all." Episode 100: R.O.B. the Robot

"A SCHOOL TEXTBOOK?!" Episode 155: Lightspan Adventures Submitted from our Discord!

"You can stick to the familiar NES classics, or you can be a brave explorer and search for the unknown. You might uncover a gem, or a turd covered in vomit. And this is the turd covered in vomit." Episode 86: Hydlide

"The only thing I can think of to use these things for is to wipe your ass with it! You might as well save that toilet paper - it's worth a whole lot more." Episode 113: Tiger Electronic Games Submitted from our Discord!

"Imagine if you trapped a wet, smelly piece of dog shit inside an airtight container. Then, like 20 years later, you open that shit up, you take a good smell, and there you go. Welcome back." Episode 30: The Simpsons

"It's not like the game's gonna save it. But if it did, I guarantee most of the high scores would belong to AAAA." Episode 84: Winter Games Submitted from our Discord!

"They should've called the game Universal Theme Park Janitor. Yeah, great idea, right up there with Super Plumber Mario Toilet Cleaner." Episode 132: Universal Studios Theme Park

“Makes me feel like a shitty log comin' out of a buffalo's ass and landin' in a bowl of M&Ms.” Episode 29: Independence Day Submitted from our Discord!

"It's not chocolate nor is it poop - it's shit!" Episode 36: Halloween

Episode 134: Hong Kong 97 Submitted from our Discord!

"WHY DOES THIS TORCH HAVE TO MAKE NOISE?!" Episode 207: Kid Icarus

Episode 37: Dragon's Lair Submitted from our Discord!

"What happened? Huh, only on Atari." Episode 130: Porky's

"Imagine being sedated while playing fucking Dr. Mario! What would that be like? Oh my god, I was about to make up a bunch of some fake shit at the end. Like the Game Boy Dog Turd Collector. But nothing I can make up can top this!" Episode 147: Gameboy Accessories From Discord!