Daily Angry Video Game Nerd Quotes

"Oh God, here it is, watch out for the clock!" Episode 43: The Wizard of Oz

“Yeah... you shoot Chinese letters, and he turns into... a frog. Just what I expected.” Episode 41: Rambo Submitted from our Discord!

"You look like a Woz to me. Are you a Woz?" "Woz?" "Yeah, yeah, it's a term for um... youngsters with an overactive enthusiasm for bad retro games." Episode 231: ToeJam & Earl with Scott the Woz

"Don't be a dummy! Buckle your seat belt! While you're... l-living out your... masochistic FANTASIES! Gaaaaah!" Episode 180: The Incredible Crash Dummies Submitted from our Discord!

"You having fun playing TeXaS ChAiNsAw MaSsAcRe fOr AtArI 2600? Episode 35: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Submitted by @MrJimmysteel25

"Dude, Pee-Wee Herman... is holding CRACK! And when Pee-Wee is serious, it's scary!" Episode 180: The Incredible Crash Dummies Submitted from our Discord!

"Tiger Electronic Wristwatch Game Nerd!" Episode 144: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

“There was Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, Link: The Faces of Evil, and Zelda's Adventure. And, hey! Princess Zelda actually plays a bigger role in those games. So, why don't you count those?! Maybe because they suck diarrhea shit from an asshole fountain?” Episode 40 From Discord!

"I DO wanna and you're NOT gonna stop me!" *sad trombone* Episode 75: Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle

"I'm gettin' too old for this shit." Episode 129: Lethal Weapon

"Alright, the game sucks - end of story. I wanna nail Roger Rabbit to the fucking cross." Episode 4: Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"Nyeah, of course you realize this means WAR, BITCH!" Episode 75: Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle Submitted from our Discord!

"It's Football Island - In other words: Hell." Episode 109: Atari Sports

"Star Fox looks fuckin' pissed." Episode 33: Nintendo Power Submitted from our Discord!

"But the sick thing is, I'm such a masochist, I need more shitty games, but even the shitty ones are expensive!" Episode 148: Treasure Master

“Look at this. Move! Move, GODDAMN IT! What--Look at this! God-Man-UCK-ITCH-ASS-SHIT-- What a shitload of f-- What were they THINKI-?! I’d rather drink DIARRHEA SAUCE!” Episode 39: Christmas Carol - Part 2 Submitted from our Discord!

"Look how much room, look how much room! How can I be stuck when there's SO MUCH ROOOOOOM?!" Episode 51: Superman 64

"I don't know what I expected... but it wasn't THAT!" Episode 163: The Town With No Name

"And why is there a door on it? Is this a video game console or a fuckin' closet?" Episode 20: Atari 5200