The Daily Brine

Breaking: 86 Passes Away at the Age of Chuck Norris

Corporate Synergy at Work as Antizionists Release New Keffiyeh Patterned Klan Hoods

Breaking: 'No Country For Literal Terrorists' Wins Big at Oscars

Breaking: Definitely-Alive and Totally-Not-Dead Supreme Leader Issues Chilling Threat To Open Additional Fronts In Iran War

Breaking: Mamdani's Wife Releases Line Of Low-Cost Balaclavas For People Who Also Aren't Public Figures

#Ayatollah #Khamenei #iran #EpicFury

"It really is the end of an era"

It might take a while... #Ayatollah #iran #freeiran #EpicFury

"It's much more fun getting detained by Israel"

This is a game-changer

"We will not tolerate threats of any kind to that precious little scamp who has captured our hearts"

"The Zionists had me trapped"

@ldkop If they improvise, is it a Mossad-lib?

An Israeli all-vocal The Police cover band called Shabaccapella

@HilzFuld I was also in Netanya and it was epic

Netanya. No filter. Yes, really. ❤️🇮🇱🔥

Sometimes foreign policy is just that simple

Breaking: World Condemns Israel For Unilaterally Recognizing State That Isn't Palestine

Israel Sends Nima Smolani To Teach Nima Yemini How We Can All Live Together In Peace And Harmony

Breaking: Jews Everywhere Discover Nima Yamini Exists And That They Hate Him All On Same Day

Scientists Studying Hitler's Teeny-Tiny Micropenis Simply Astonished At How Really Unbelievably Small It Is

Breaking: 200 Hamas Terrorists Coaxed Out Of Tunnels With Job Offer At New York City Hall open.substack.com/pub/dailybrine…