The Daily Hitman

Good news for the sportsbooks and their shareholders, I woke up.

@KC_Crypto_J getting a VCU tatt for them saving my day

@DailyHitman This is the only bet I won today. Ready to be taken behind the shed. I’ll get you some shotgun shells.

SWEAT FREE WINNER BANG 💰✅

Source tells me VCU is stable. Please God.

1 day into March Madness and I am homeless, soulless, and ready to do it all again tomorrow.

@Jamalbedoin Tell this to a guy with Duke ML right now

@DailyHitman Lmaoo your Wisconsin pick gotta be the worst of the tourney. Congrats

March Madness Tips: 👇 - If your team wins the first half, you’re fucked. - There will be a 5’9 white guy that shoots 10/12 from 3 and ruins your bracket. - Took a heavy favorite? They’ll win by 2. Took a big underdog? They’ll lose by 52. - Bet solely on vibes, EV and CLV are fake. You’re welcome 🫡

We are monitoring the situation. 👀

@BettingWithAce1 Skipped breakfast 🍳 what you got?

@DailyHitman Breakfast? 🍳

THE ROAD TO THE NATTY (0-1) 🏀 Lunch - Wisconsin -10.5 (-104) 🔐 Dinner - VCU ML (+130) 🔐 Dessert - Saint Mary’s -2.5 (-118) 🔐 Looks like a sweep to me. 🧹

@DailyHitman Literally 0-3 😂

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@DailyHitman @pikkitsports How do I find you on Pikkit?

4 Bets Incoming ☢️ First one posted on @pikkitsports ✅ 👇

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@DailyHitman @pikkitsports Shit is blurry. Just hit unfollow

@BTHM32 They’re too good I needed a longshot to get the blood pumping

@DailyHitman Eww Go Blue

DO NOT TAIL. NOT HITTING. NO CHANCE. 0% 🗣️

@NoahE2004 Forgot to mention you owe me $200 if you’re wrong

@DailyHitman 70-66 Lehigh (I know nothing about either team)

I need something to sweat before the POD Comment the correct score of this game & I’ll give the winner $200 👀

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