The Daily Hitman

BANG 💰✅

@RapSheet What’d they pay you for this tweet bc this video was ass

Would love to be in the meeting where this was concocted. Pretty good.

@Patriots You can’t release 2 schedule release videos bro

The goodest schedule release EVER 😍🥹🐶

@TheDegenWeekly Peak* 😞

@TheDegenWeekly Peek if your between the ages of 28-33

Dumb

After further review the Jets have been demoted to #32 and the Panthers have moved up to #5

RANKING NFL SCHEDULE RELEASE VIDEOS : 1: Chargers (nice) 2: Raiders (Mendoza always a W) 3: Lions (feels like the Lions) 4: Patriots (Not bad) 5: Broncos (Peyton Manning) 6: Chiefs (Good but fuck the Chiefs) … … … 28: Dolphins (lame) 29: Vikings (lame) 30: Seahawks (wtf) 31: Packers (AI slop) 32: Cardinals (AI slop)

@KoalasonmyF33T Just watched. Bottom 50%

@DailyHitman Did you see the Rams?

@ValueLocks I rushed this tweet and did not view the panthers that’s on me

@DailyHitman No love for the Panthers??? Those explosions were lit smh

@SeaBass1723 Middle gonna hit like crack

@DailyHitman Guess one of us will win or we might middle hehe

WNBA POD 🏀 Lynx +4 🎯 Let’s keep our UNDEFEATED (1-0) WNBA record going.

@lilspork123 Far

@DailyHitman How far have we fallen

No NBA today, you already know what we’re betting on.

@ClydeMcMul48381 @juice_reel

@DailyHitman @juice_reel Like the last time I called it I can see the future. Cleveland will lose this game in heartbreaking fashion. Like the most Cleveland way to lose a game is how they will lose. Then Detroit will win game 5 by about 11-13 points.

I’m getting ready to click the Pistons button again

Like this for a play

@DailyHitman Fuck man this was my pick I’m finna Cashout fucktard

Doing my part for Mother’s Day by betting on the WNBA. 🧑‍🩰 Mystics +5.5. 🎯

@angryturtle69 Never a doubt

@DailyHitman Sweat free✅ (i shat myself after 2Q) In the Hitman we trust🫡

Shoutout women 💰✅