Daily Kirk Updates

“9/10/26: He’s alive.”

7x7=49 is actually so fucking sexy i’m cumming oh my god

@JerkForKirk unfollowed

Stop unfollowing me

@l1d11zzz__ it’s so good i promise it’s like one of the best flavors ever

lowkey might try out this lando norris monster….im more of an oscar fan but any f1 product i can find i will take 🖤🖤

@JerkForKirk @TheFaithSheriff me too

@TheFaithSheriff I jerk off to you

Well lookie here. Another kind, gental loving soul from the rainbow squad playing the reverse uno card. People accuse them of being pedos so what do they do? Turn around and use the same EXACT tactic on NORMAL people spreading the Gospel message. They hate Jesus so they hate me.

Stop leaving the game to groom kids. Our new kid groomer (developed by David Baszucki) lets you groom your victims in game 🙌

@kai94187918721 do you have life is strange

I've just decided I'm gonna take advantage of the fact that a lot of you want to sleep with me by giving out my Steam account. Buy me games if you're trying to hit. kaiyoursself1 1915456657 This one goes out to all my gooners not giving out my bank Grace me with random games

he’s alive?? idk

@planty_26 few months ago my source said he was dead quite a few times but my source has been dead so idk dawg could be stable

@DailyKirkUpdate but sources told me he's stable?

idk bro i think he’s still dead? coulda changed since last time my info source kinda died

1/14/26: He’s alive. He’s here for me. Farewell guys.

13/1/26: He’s dead.

hey men and then they’re charlie kirk 😭😭😭😭

@stephqnos_ oh

@DailyKirkUpdate not really but they're adding new lighting which resembles it pretty well!

THEY REALLY LISTENED TO US NO FREAKING WAY 😭❤️ HOGMAN & THE OG DEVS YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST WE LOVE Y'ALL 🫶 HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

@FNBRNewsEN @st0kkke didn’t say anything about TOS, i’m saying that he’s just blatantly lying LMAO

@DailyKirkUpdate @st0kkke TOS has changed since then, a small amount of owners still exist, you just have to be original owner of the account and epic wont ban you anymore.

It's THAT time again... Reply to this tweet with a screenshot(s) of your rarest combo possible!👀

@VminxYoonmin @blortzen they specifically said that battle pass skins will never come back (this stopped some point in chapter 5) so legally they can’t bring it back otherwise they’d get a bunch of suits for bringing back cosmetics that were told to be forever exclusive intentionally

@blortzen I have a feeling this will be Lynx and The Ice King

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@blortzen Oh my fucking god dude

12/19/25: He’s dead.

@st0kkke ezfn hybrid final boss brilliant bomber was removed from accounts after seasonal pass got removed from the API LMAO

@ashtvn It’s not that good sadly