The Daily Shake

@choeshow Is this homophobic?

Chicago anti-ICE activists also have an incredible dildo game.

@Georgesantos They're not even secret. We know about them and they still voted for him. Dems do not care. They will cuz they vote for their guy no matter what.

I will say this… There is an AZ senator that needs to be looked into ASAP! The rumors about him have alway been WILD… when I was in Congress it was the worst kept secret… he also happened to be my neighbor in the Longworth house office building, so my staff and I saw and heard plenty.

@LarsPorsena1 @cremieuxrecueil I'm dying 😂

@cremieuxrecueil As to the movie theater op, how did they convince men to endure a half-dozen incomplete blowjobs a shift? Seems cruel to me.

America has a lot of examples of gay entrapment. One interesting example comes from San Francisco:

@FrankLuntz Hell ya 💪

Only 12% of people polled last month in Belgium, France, Germany, Italy, Poland, and Spain see America as a close ally. Meanwhile, 36% see the U.S. as a threat. For comparison, China is seen as a threat by 29% of people polled in the same six countries. politico.eu/article/poll-e…

@nypost Or maybe it's a parent that understands unique needs of their special needs child.

It’s the happiest — and one of the most expensive — places on earth. And now determined parents seem to be deploying an astonishing new technique to smuggle their kids into Disneyland. 👀 trib.al/K3wDroF

@CleanComedian69 @elonmusk Real ones are at stand up. I was at your show in Gilbert I don't understand how slop and crap get so much engagement when real comedians like you barely get any likes, no offense.

@elonmusk People who are amused every time a new AI slop video drops

Grok Imagine is fun

@CAgovernor You mean @nickshirleyy let the charge, you insulted him, and now are getting to cover your ass.

California is again leading the charge against large-scale identity theft and hospice fraud. Today, we're taking decisive action against 14 providers who tried using stolen identities to bill Medi-Cal for nonexistent hospice services.

@ChristianHeiens Yaay ❤️

Since Trump took office, over 352,000 Federal employees have been fired, resigned, or retired and were not replaced. The Federal workforce is smaller today than at any point since 1966.

@BasedMikeLee Who cares

The U.S. birth rate continues to decline this year, even after the record low in 2025: February 2025: 275,165 babies February 2026: 269,258 babies That means that there were 5,907 fewer babies were born this February than there were last February. America needs life—and more lives! Governments have no business telling people to have more kids, but wherever possible—and especially when facing rapidly declining birth rates—they should avoid policies that needlessly make having children more difficult and expensive.

@paulg Rage bait

No one in our family can tell lemons from limes with their eyes closed. We all thought we could, but no one could. I bet all bartenders know this.

@PennyRed Were and will continue to be, thanks!

May I take this opportunity to congratulate all the anti-wokers for winning their precious little culture war. Well done, guys, hope the liberal tears were worth it.

@marcuslemonis @RBReich @GavinNewsom Run Marcus! You'd have my vote regardless of which party you affiliate with.

A “one-time” wealth tax? That’s the oldest trick in the book @RBReich temporary never stays temporary. Under @GavinNewsom , California has gone from surplus to massive deficit while already having some of the highest taxes in the country. So now the solution is… more taxes? For hard working Americans and businesses? Let’s be honest about what’s really happening: • Billions in spending with little accountability while not taking care of those in need • Businesses and high earners leaving the state, eliminating jobs for hardworking, deserving citizens • A shrinking tax base being asked to carry an even bigger load while spending increases You don’t fix bad spending by punishing the people who are still paying the bills all while an offensive gas tax on all residents And calling this “preserving democracy” is insulting. There is nothing democratic about forcing a smaller and smaller group of people to fund a system that refuses to fix itself and then charging everyone for the mismanagement. If this model worked, California would be thriving, not losing population, companies, and capital. This isn’t leadership. It’s insanity and projection . Fix the spending. Stop the excuses.

@BasedMikeLee Yes

(1) is he right? (2) why?

@MelissablasekNH @ronrule Yes, conservatives will oppose us having to pay other people's health care, food stamps, student debt, but then think I need to pay for other peoples' breeding behavior.

@ronrule Then shouldn’t everyone who doesn’t have a child in public school be exempt?

If you homeschool your kids, you should be exempt from the portion of your property taxes that goes to the local schools.

@MelissablasekNH @ronrule YES

@NateSilver538 This just gets more embarrassing. When your data is bad, just admit it.

Do you think that X is facilitating high-quality information? If you suppress external links and there's no real quality signal other than engagement, and people aren't even getting so the accounts they follow so much as the algo, it seems like this is about where you'd end up.

It's not my data. The source is Cluvio, which is linked to in the article. I'd link to it in this tweet, but ironically, that would kill engagement. And I know that traffic is hard to count. Especially for a private company. But if you have more accurate data, then publish it.

@NateSilver538 @nikitabier Man discovers internet

A (super cute!!) pet photo from Catturd™ gets literally 50x the engagement of a link to incredibly important original reporting from the NYT on Iran. According to your own on-site numbers @nikitabier. Do you consider this to be a desirable outcome?

@Acyn The first time any intelligence or Nuance has been displayed on that show. Despite Greg sometimes

Timpf: I don't think it was just the "F" word that people were upset about. Some people don't think it sounds so much like strength as escalation. Trump did win the election from support from a lot of people who were noninterventionists. They were sick of these forever wars. They didn't want involvement in Iran so if they hear about bridges and power plants, whether there is the "F" word there or not, they will they it sounds like escalation which doesn't necessarily make them soft or liberals.

@joni_askola "Nobody talks about him" (has millions of views in last month alone) 😞😂

One idiot we are happy not to hear from anymore

@YSLONIKA What song is this? Don't hate me 😭

b-but twitter told me nicki is cancelled ? 😩