Owemigisha

people who shower for 30+ minutes, wtf you be doin in there??

😂

@emmy_weitu Naruha 🥺🥲

@Daisy_Owe eh

Tunyuke 👌🏾 Kyadi O'clock

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

Someone on IG said; “I’m humble enough to know that I may be not everyone’s first choice, but I’m confident enough to know that I’m not someone you find twice.” Lovely.

Seeing your siblings doing well is a top tier feeling.

I can't sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

Those birds aren’t singing to you. They’re trying to get laid. Leave them alone.

@AbbottBirungi Eerh

Woke up to fear women

Women millennials rarely shy away from saying their real age because they know they look way too good for their ages. The chosen generation.

I’ve noticed that I never run into the people I’ve cut off. That’s the biggest sign the universe agreed with my decision.

@chris_benda Good night 🤣🤣

@Daisy_Owe Must be nice then 😋🤪

When cooked 🙃

@chris_benda RAW 😋

@Daisy_Owe Then there's you 🤭😋😋

I hate seeing a pretty girl lose her sleep over a man who looks like he negotiated his way onto earth.

My friend's daughter forgot the word “dandelion” so she described it as “the one that explodes into wishes.” I like that better.

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. The pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you're stupid.

@ptwino 19 continents 🤣 Maybe the alien continents as well

Eh mama Alll 19???