Dale Weiger

@BarstoolBigCat 12 team playoffs needs to have a game at @HuskyStadium . Top 3 stadium and it could be 50 or 20 degrees, orange and purple skys or 6in of snow or dumping rain. Thats football weather. Sunset in Seattle is better then @RoseBowlStadium . Plus we have tail & dock Gating.

@FickieRowlerFan @42Cyc It's their schemes for WR go look at his Tulane tape, he runs routes.

@42Cyc Im a football fan but not like deep round knowledge football fan. I thought Tennessee WRs were historically trash.

I'm sorry, I just need to say something about this The Panthers draft is one of the best I've ever seen. They somehow got a steal at literally every single pick. Dan Morgan simply does not miss.

@TaylorLewan77 @taylinlewan @nickturani pantsed.

🚨LADIES AND GENTLEMEN🚨 On my 10th year anniversary my beautiful wife @taylinlewan hit a GOD PACK!!

@danabeers Classic peptobismal, and stay hydrated. Tomatoe sauce of any kind while delicious is now your enemy. Eat it in moderation, but dont also be a bitch and say something like " no thanks I cant have mini calzones by the dozen". Also drink better beer helped me.

I think I’m officially entering my heartburn era. Not exactly my proudest era but we’re here regardless. Would love to hear fellow heartburn people’s advice to combat heartburn. And don’t tell me I have to eat healthier. I’m working on it I promise

@Stool_analytics Brandon, Nick, KB and Feits

@Temylii @terrakei07 Yall are kinda proving the point the rest of the nation has...

@terrakei07 how it feels to be californian

嫌味とかではなく本当に素朴な疑問なんだけど、アメリカ人の皆さんはなんでそこまでカリフォルニアを嫌っているんですか？

@mostlysports @nickturani The Nicki and Brandon combo is arguably better than the K.B. and Nicki. My argument for the latter is ability to open mic it viva( la stool) vibes. Where as I could arguably say that Brandon is a far better entertainer. All being said we know it's clicky putting em on.

Happy April Fools Day @nickturani

@MLFootball I don't know if he can do it, but he has heart, he has clutch, he has weapons, he has a line, I think we built a solid D, and he has a good heart. Hope I see my Panthers in atleast the championship game next year. Rootin' for Bryce

HEARTWARMING: #Panthers quarterback Bryce Young is the most wholesome player in the league. “One of the kids was like, you play in the NFL? I was like, yeah, I do. It’s like, so do you have a thousand dollars? I was like, I, I do. I do.” So humble 🥹 x.com/Fatslob1123/st…

@nickturani Well there goes 100$ ill never see again... or... prediction market Troy and under for a 1500$ payout.

All roads lead to Troy #ExperianBoostOrBust

@barkmeta I bet your job has heat or ac and flushable toilets. Feed the solider, fa uck you.

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

@BarstoolBigCat @DKSportsbook I'm gonna ride, hope he doesn't let us down Mr. BigCat

I’m doing a deal with Bosco. He gives me a pick, if it hits 300 cash. If he wants to keep going the cash goes up every game he wins. If it loses he’s back to zero. First pick he gave me UC San Diego -4.5 @DKSportsbook #DKsportsbook

@SleeperCarolina Next 2 firsts for Maxx Crosby..? I'm just asking. Caps an issue but if we pick 19th and pressure to go deeper into the playoffs next year... is that the worst decision?

The new look #Panthers defense will be a top ___ defense in 2026 🏈 #KeepPounding

@nickysmokess 369 damn she fine.

Having a debate at the bar about what the best area code is. I’ll start: 954

@jeremyhopke @Iranmilitary24 Speak for yourself. God bless Iran, this isn't war its allowing Persia to stop being Islam's show item.

@Iranmilitary24 If you are even remotely related to the Iran military we the people don't really get a voice in this. We vote the president and people in power but they are captured. And we are fat lazy and entertained so we don't rise up and take our country back. We don't want war with anyone.

Dear USA , Never threaten to annex your closest ally and we wouldn't boo your national anthem. - Canada

@BizNasty2point0 Class. Thank we you and we love you Biz

Congratulations to team USA. Legendary performance from Connor Hellebuyck. Amazing Johnny Gaudreau tribute.

@spittinchiclets You call this game @ryanwhitney6

There’s only a few type of games that make you feel this way. USA vs Canada is something else 🇨🇦🇺🇸

@Redbeard315 @stoolpresidente I'm saying I'm not saying, but there's a whole ethnicity of people my grandmother was from that seem to do that. But idk im just saying I'm not saying.

@stoolpresidente Dave can be a dick to people every single day but when it’s deservedly given back to him he can’t take it and he’s being attacked. Lol

All I’ve tried to do for the past 2 weeks is lift people up. Raise their spirits. Make them part of this Super Bowl experience. And what do I get for my trouble? People being nasty beyond belief to me. Well we may have lost but at least I can still rest my head on the pillow tonight knowing I win and lose with class. Unlike a lot of people online. If being a jerk to me online makes you happy I’m sad for you and will pray for you. #NEPats

@Mericamemed @grok @grok also I already know its Ye now and you dropped the ball on me. Do better.

@Mericamemed @grok @grok dude answer the question above.

A reverse Breathalyzer. You can only start the car if you're inebriated

@6lackceo @DezBryant @ 6lackceo... bruh... you cant even get a handle. Let alone one on your life. Just breath and be better, stop letting the divide conquer you. Cause you look like a puff.

@DezBryant Dez stop telling non black people they can say they word because they been around.. that’s the silliest shit ever.. his ancestors ain’t go thru what we been thru

Bruh. The way he said.. no harm no foul.. he been around. Folks need to chill because it’s really not that fucking serious