Marc Alexander Dalio

I can’t wait til this is all over and we can stop washing our hands

@anylaurie16 😂 What do I win? (answer: nothing)

@DalioPhoto I believe it!

@noahkalina Hasn’t there always been the line between honest photo and digital art tho? I mean… yes AI art seems like cancer and a menace to humanity. Maybe you mean that more photogs will lie & fake now, is that it?

@anylaurie16 They do this at the white lotus but someone in your party has to die 🤷🏼‍♂️

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

@samhorine @j_miahgallagher Gotta zoom way in. Butt is there

@j_miahgallagher Hahahaha 🍑

Did this flop on Instagram y/n?

@rickt @layesica A quick dropoff/pickup of VIPs I guess? if that’s the routine. Thought I heard them earlier this eve also

@layesica It was a military Osprey (large transport) no less! Up from San Diego, shaking buildings at 10:30pm. Perhaps filming? Kinda crazy regardless

@NPR This is trash @panerabread. I’m not giving Amazon *biometric data* to pay for a damn sandwich

Over the next few months, Panera Bread will roll out scanners that can access customers' credit card and loyalty account using their palm. The biometric-gathering technology, developed by Amazon and called Amazon One. n.pr/3nql2we

@USATODAY @panerabread wants our biometric data to pay for a sandwich 😂. Don’t fall for this garbage

Panera Bread is piloting Amazon’s palm-scanning technology that will identify customers, suggest menu items, accelerate payments and help workers greet people by name. usatoday.com/story/money/fo…

@ajassy @panerabread Hell no. This is solving a problem that doesn’t exist, so it’s obviously about some else much bigger. Weaseling this technology into stores, trying to make it seem friendly. For centuries, people have had difficulty paying for sandwiches? Bullsh*t

New collaboration with @PaneraBread will let customers, for the first time, use their palm to access MyPanera rewards and pay. One of the many ways Amazon One, our palm recognition service, is helping to remove friction from the customer experience. aboutamazon.com/news/retail/in…

@samhorine Sick bruh

head in the clouds 😶‍🌫️

@noahi @austinkleon A lifesaver, thank you!

@DalioPhoto @austinkleon I use a piece of software called monitor control that allows me to adjust the volume and brightness from the Mac keyboard.

Went to the Apple Store to try a studio display — but I stood in front of it & thought, “I just can’t see how this is worth $1600.” Studio Display lovers: talk me into it. Haters/Scrooges like me: Tell me what I should get! (I’d like 4K and 32")

@austinkleon @noahi It’s pretty good. If you do any repositioning (even slight), the mount is fantastic. Only issues I have: 1) not a very bright screen, 2) for me, brightness control is only thru multiple clicks of a manual button… ridiculous but maybe there’s a way around this?

@noahi I’m liking the looks of this fella amzn.to/3xdsYT3

@samhorine Indeed 😂 when you miss the day’s cutoff and have to change your phone’s timezone to save your streak

@DalioPhoto I’ve been to Honolulu yes but I’ve never “had to go to Honolulu” if that means something different 😂😂

The feeling of working on something all day and then at the end of the day it’s just not what you want it to be 🙃

@samhorine Zowie! 👏 So much pressure. Hey have you ever had to ‘go to Honolulu’?

@DalioPhoto At all costs yes 😂

@anylaurie16 Yeah the stillness and silence of night increases the creepy. That one had a nice slow wobble tail to it… like, wait are we done?

I prefer dayquakes #earthquake

@myunglet @emilynussbaum @anylaurie16 @kelly_carlin Could be both, in theory 😂

@emilynussbaum @anylaurie16 @kelly_carlin Thought someone in my hotel was having absolutely BONKERS sex and then I was like “oh no wait am I going to die” 😭

Haha, all the cool people are awake and the east coast is missing out #earthquake

@anylaurie16 Rise and wobble! 😵‍💫

“Something” woke me up #earthquake

@jaylclendenin Ha, it has indeed!

Hello LA #earthquake twitter it’s been a while!