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@opera101x Looking at Elizabeth Olsens cleavage makes me think dirty thoughts! And thinking about her as a little girl on full house just plain makes me feel dirty, so does thinking about Taylor Momson, Cindy Lou Who!
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@izzynotdefined @ojessie__ I've been married 3x! Sam Kinnison and Chris Rock are my comedy idols! Why, because their acts so accurately depict women and marriage!
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@DallasMore61808 @ojessie__ very pessimistically said.. and nothing is ever loved unconditionally like that anyway, its unfair to compare yourself against that
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@MyLordBebo Brother those gym muscles don't mean fuck! It only take a few lbs of pressure to pull a trigger.
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@Neccccy That is the most perfect meme Ive seen to date! HAHAHA!!!
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@WHLeavitt Where are those girls parents, cousins, brothers, friends? Where are the cops?
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@Sayitpop Fat, ignorant, obnoxious, bald headed black bitch!
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