Sir Dallas Bitton ™

Respect 🫡 Bryce Harper congratulated players from Team Venezuela following their #WorldBaseballClassic championship win 👏

i see me getting a puck from keller has some people a little upset, but this has been happening to me for over 4 years now so

Mr. 8️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ games!

MILES. OVER. KILOMETERS.

TEAM USA MEN'S HOCKEY IS SEEING GOLD 🥇 GOLD MEDALISTS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🇺🇸

CANADIAN TEARS!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

A GOLDEN GOAL FOR GOLD!

@lookingtragic Oh geez..some ppl need to calm down 🤭

oh we're still going? got it. i think i'm done here now 😩

STADIUM SERIES GOALIE FIGHT 😱

WE GOT AN OUTDOOR GOALIE FIGHT!!! ANDREI VASILEVSKIY VS. JEREMY SWAYMAN 😱👊

I’m probably one of the few people with a CD player in their car. Here’s a portion on the goods. And yes that’s a burnt cd you see

@lookingtragic Banger

what they said

@JosieAve Oh 😅😂

@Dallas_Bitton lol it’s a girl not a boy and she keeps asking when my wedding is because it’s been forever 🤣

6th grader called me a baddie today does that make me the cool teacher 🤣?!?

who wanna p*y for my nail appointment this week😛😛

@lookingtragic If it’s the morning I’ll do like 6:47.. afternoon I send a 1:17. It’s poetic 😏

@Dallas_Bitton i have one scheduled for 11:32am. nobody is suspecting anything at 11:32. 1130 is predictable, 11:35 is obvious, but nobody expects anything at the 32 mark😭

scheduling your texts for odd times so they think you just texted them randomly is my fav art

10/10 photo. No notes.

JONATHAN QUICK WITH AN ALL-TIME STICK 😳