Christopher Russell

@SentimentalStr4 No way in hell would I pay that kind of $.

What are your thoughts on these stage played guitars, played for like 1 song then sold for ridiculous dollars? Lita, Megadouche, Motley, KISS, etc. 💰

@tmorello The little bitch always bitching about something ain’t you @tmorello

“Make America Great Again”

@tedcruz . . . your taste in music sucks ass

An absurd list. Remove: Ramones, Parliament/Funkadelic Public Enemy & Beastie Boys. Replace with: The Who, Pink Floyd, Queen & Van Halen. And add The Eagles & U2 for an even dozen!

@ZackAttackP1 . . . place your fingers upon the fretboard as if you were placing them upon a pair of mighty breasts. Then it all makes sense.

Practicing my barre chord which I suck at. How do you make your barre chords sound better?

@DanielMarkham . . . yeah Sammy H got it wrong with that tune. Cool riffs though.

I’ve been thinking about it a lot, and I came to the conclusion that there’s probably more than one way to rock.

@JJ_FALCONSfan @overton_news Welp, that makes it a true fact then if a doctor told your mom about your dad. Case closed no further comments needed.

@overton_news Their placebos. They only trick people into thinking their getting treatment. My dad was bipolar, and his doctor told my mom that's all the pills are. He was a completely different person when he didn't take them. He was tricking his own mind into thinking he was crazy

Joe Rogan just took time out of his podcast to express genuine concern for his friend Theo Von. He admitted that some of Von’s recent behavior after getting on SSRIs “freaks me out” — especially his comments about suicide. ROGAN: “Theo Von’s going through the exact same thing and last time he was on the podcast he was explaining it to me.” “It freaks me out because I know Theo has had conversations before...like even publicly.” “He had a Netflix taping and it didn’t go well. It was like they actually never...they shelved it. They never used it.” “And you know there was all these stories from people that were there saying he bombed. I think he just had a kind of a breakdown.” “And when he was talking to the crowd and there’s a video of it, he said, you know, the people were saying, hey, we still love you.” “He goes, thank you. Look, I’m just I’m trying not to take my own life.” “And like you hear stuff like that and you just go like, oh, Jesus Christ.” “I’ve known too many people that I didn’t think were going to kill themselves and then did.” “And then he goes down these spirals where he starts talking about world events and freaking out. I’m like, oh, Jesus Christ! Like, I got to help this dude.”

@angelojello74 Well you are sitting by a fire. 🔥 🏥 🚑 🚒

My son and his friends are here sitting by the fire. They have beer. IC Light Mango. Busch Light Apple. Who drinks that shit. The pussyofaction with these knuckleheads.

@saniyafatma1278 Lionel Richie

I Can't Find a Suitable Name For Him…

@BehnWilsonNHL . . . always alumni games. Never too late for an uppercut.

Paul suckered punched me, then tried to hide or cover up for the rest of our careers.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Keith!

Settle a bet for me. Keith Richards or Angus Young ???

@symeew13 This here Revelator from Woodrite Guitars. @doesitdoom @WoodriteGuitars

Which guitar are YOU playing tonight?

@DrGuitar Now you’re talking!

Your RX for today is Open Letter (To A Landlord) by Living Colour. Put it on!! 👊🏼

@PatsKam Apparently none of y’all have ever been to Memphis.

Texas has the best BBQ and you can’t convince me otherwise.

@Fw_BigDreams Fucking liar

Smoking weed disconnects you from the spiritual world Stoners THINK it’s the opposite Because they get mildly psychedelic on it But the proof is in dreams You can’t dream when you smoke weed And dreams are the most common connection to the spiritual world

@DrGuitar No!

Do you like the Foo Fighters?

@DrGuitar I do!

Do you believe music can bring people together? Your answer will speak volumes

@DaddarioandCo 666,666!

First person to guess how many strings we make a day gets a free set 🎸

@DrGuitar Most uninspiring band of all time, imo.

In other news, Motley Crue could not come up with a new name for a tour. So, it’s The Return Of The Carnival Of Sins tour. No creativity whatsoever. Nikki Sixx literally stole the name Nikki Sixx from someone else in his vicinity back in the day. I call him Frank the Creatively Bankrupt. I work in a factory and I still feel bad for John 5 having to work with these burnt out bums.

@HairMtlMessiah Coverdale.

Alright Degenerates!! Let’s hear it! It ain’t easy being Sleazy!! #JLoS

@DrGuitar . . . hard pass. Got anything else?

Your RX today is “Shooting You Down” by Faster Pussycat. Put it on! 👊🏼