Damn Bears

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home. Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward. And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this. A television review. No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent. That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself. If you like what you read, follow Gandalv on Substack: open.substack.com/pub/gandalv

"You strangle us for forty years and then criticize us for the way we breathe." — Fidel Castro, former President of Cuba

His mom bought a $15k jacket every year and he's lecturing you for buying a $25 lunch.

Mayor @ZohranKMamdani: 92 years ago, Fiorello La Guardia took office as mayor of New York City. He used the most cutting edge technology of his time to speak directly to the people of New York. Mayor La Guardia spoke to New Yorkers on a radio show called Talk To The People. This is our absolutely shameless homage, Talk With The People. You should hear directly from your city about what we're doing and why we're doing it.

JBL says he is backing Ludwig Kaiser 100% following the news of Kaiser’s arrest: “I'm on Kaiser's side on this. The guy had no business saying anything to him. I get it, but to escalate this, Kaiser's not the guy who ends up punching somebody. I don't know who this douchbag was that called the cops, but screw this guy. And I want to make it clear I'm not passing judgment. I've seen enough altercations to know that both sides end up going a little bit away from the truth. The truth is somewhere in the middle. I am 100% behind Kaiser on this. Unequivocally I'm backing this guy. I think he's a good guy. He's not a hothead to me. If something happened here, the guy, I think, deserved it. So I don't know what happened, but I am 100% backing Kaiser.“ (Something to Wrestle)

this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater

This but it isnt even just a "ew AI slop, how dare you not hire artists" thing. Like yeah, the moral and ethical implications suck, but also if you arent willing to invest time and money into presenting your product, why should I even imagine it is worth my time or money?

The only two republicans who pushed for the release of the Epstein files have been ousted from the party. Why? Because Donald trump is a child-raping pedophile.

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

Jon Stewart on Trump’s corrupt slush find: “This is fuckin’ our money! Do we even have a Congress? It’s all Orwell, it’s all a fuck you troll. His entire career is a troll. They’re gonna give it to people that sprayed mace at police officers and pretend they’re rewarding patriotism”

Her and Sabrina Carpenter would rally so many troops at the USO tours before the Korean War

If a cop is "having intercourse" with a handcuffed suspect who cannot refuse or leave, that is rape

These bastards are monsters.

Making this long ass post about how devastating this photo has been for you while you also have the photo as your avi is one of the funniest things in the world

wowww Paul McCartney just returned to the Ed Sullivan theater as Stephen Colbert's final guest on The Late Show...62 years after his first appearance with the Beatles in 1964. he surprised Stephen with a signed photo from that performance Stephen: "To Stephen: you're better than the Beatles." Paul: "No, it doesn't say that!" Stephen: "When my editors are done, that's what it's gonna say, Paul"

Take your glasses off then you unbelievable moron.