Damn Clemens

This wasn’t in the training manual! @TBrownABC7 @valwarnertv and I go OFF THE RAILS when I discovered the TV is a touch screen while on-air on @ABC7Chicago 😂

@AshaRangappa_ 👋

@TheTomGeorge @KITV4 Or... OR... and hear me out here... or they could fix the fucking DPP. Give it two years to see if they'd permit it.

NEW: Hawaii legislature approves $300 rebates for every tax payer making under $100,000 #HILeg @KITV4

@mcantieri We don't all have so many emoticons in our name to calm us during financial calamity. 🦄🦊🐱🦍🐶🦁🐕‍🦺🦍

You guys are pretty stressed about the markets.

@natsechobbyist Damn, Satan is weird where she from. Babies make men marry everywhere else.

@SumoLuna Please use poopouri.

I’m going to dump 100% of a sizable position tonight

@NikkiGlaser Getting jiggy with it just became gangsta rap.

Wait, remember when Will laughed at first?

@XSwapProtocol Lfg!

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@slender_sherbet Control Z (nope) Fuzz roll beans (a thousand x yes)

@peterpham Taking vaguely, slightly inconvenient measures to show and have consideration for others is not really the worst thing, but go off bro.

Restaurant masking as you walk to your table has to be the dumbest of all the science based rules. Although masking at the beach is up there too .

@MoneyTraderBlog Is... is it normal to pair a beer with tomato juice and vodka? Asking for my hangover.

Enjoying a mellow fall evening Tweeters, having a beer & a Bloody, listening to Kris Kristofferson, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmy Lou.

@elonmusk Damn, I wish I was smart enough to give a shit about what this might mean.

Giga Berlin-Brandenburg Spaß-Party heute!

@engineers_feed Extracting water from air.

What do you think will be the next actually world-changing invention?

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Damn. It sucks for all of us, being smarter than the rest of us.

You know what's valuable about this cultural divide, and these endless debates between idiots that outsmart the experts? Shit. Me neither.

@AshaRangappa_ What tf is yacht rock? And does that question make me old?

@Neoavatara 💯

Who. Cares.

@RadioFreeTom Good song. Your songs are better though.