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@WCPO Grok says "Ohio plus intelligence = Does not compute.... They think spaghetti with hotdog sauce is chili there...."

Why Ohio doesn't have any artificial intelligence regulations wcpo.com/news/state/sta…

@DawnsMission Still better then that shit they call Miracle Whip...

🚨 Disgusting, NOW THIS? Genetically Modified Mayo: Hellmann’s “Real” Mayonnaise now requires a bioengineered label on its jars. Less than 2% of each jar is actual egg… 98% is chemicals, industrial seed oils, corn starch, EDTA, gums & other additives.

@WCPO Damn... The Nationals must suck worse then a nun with braces, eating pip rocks, with hiccups....

Reds get six shutout innings from Chase Burns and JJ Bleday homers twice in 15-1 rout of Nationals wcpo.com/sports/basebal…

@LEX18News Booo fucking hooo... He didn't care when he committed the crime he is in prison for....

'THEY DON'T CARE': For nearly a year, she claims her husband has faced alleged abuse and racism inside the prison, and she has tried repeatedly to get him moved for safety reasons — but there has been no progress. lex18.com/news/lex-18-in…

@WCPO What's really ironic is you never see YouTube videos of these so call auditors recording in ghettos....

Cincinnati police investigating downtown arrest of man who claims he was exercising 'basic rights' wcpo.com/news/local-new…

@WCPO Yup, who needs wins when you can have fake ice cream?

Cincinnati Reds superstar Elly De La Cruz and United Dairy Farmers are collaborating on an exclusive Homemade Brand ice cream flavor, "Dulce De La Cruz." The flavor drops Monday, May 18.

@WKYT Well that 'man' is a complete and total moron.... I guess Andy has found his running partner...

Man says ’24 hours of gastrointestinal experiences’ won’t stop him from going on cruise after norovirus outbreak: wkyt.com/2026/05/11/man…

@WCPO Sure and the Bengals will win the Super Bowl, the Reds will win the World Series, and whatever that soccer team is called will win whatever that crap is.... Oh, and it's safe to drive around here in the rain.....

What does police crime data say about safety at Cincinnati's Fountain Square? wcpo.com/news/crime/wha…

@WKYT The "guy" that Harris thought was a complete moron? That "guy"?

Gov. Andy Beshear is again hinting at a run for president ⬇️ wkyt.com/2026/05/11/gov…

@ABC36News A rollover is a collision?

LAST NIGHT: A man is dead after a heavy equipment accident in Bath County on Saturday, according to Kentucky State Police. wtvq.com/man-dies-after…

@WCPO Ummm hello? Didn't hear you bitching about Bidens crackhead son.....

Trump’s role as LIV Golf host renews scrutiny over conflicts of interest wcpo.com/sports/trumps-…

@LEX18News Always remember..... Even Harris thought he was a complete dumbass.... Let that sink in... Harris thought someone was dumber then her!!! Plus he's a asshole that sends his goons/state troopers to scare people going to church... The sun came up did he declare a state of emergency?

In a Saturday Facebook post, Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear expressed his disdain for President Donald Trump's tariff policies. "Think about all those soybean farmers that saw a president and his terrible tariff policy destroy their way of life," Beshear said in an interview.

@WCPO Imagine the outrage if there was a White Fae (whatever the fuck that is) Day.... There would be rio... I mean "protest" everywhere....

‘Existence is hard’ | In Cincinnati, Black Fae Day is about more than cosplay for these women wcpo.com/news/local-new…

@LEX18News So Gov Dipshit will be closing shit for 2 years starting Monday?

NO SIGNIFICANT RISK: Health authorities across several countries are racing to trace and contain a hantavirus outbreak after the WHO confirmed several infections connected to a cruise where the outbreak occurred. lex18.com/news/covering-…

@WCPO Let me guess the dead dude was "looking for it"?

Police: 1 dead after shooting at Fountain Square wcpo.com/news/crime/pol…

@LEX18News And then they will bitch and moan they need to raise other taxes to make up for it....

IN FRANKFORT: Kentucky is cutting its gas tax by 10 cents per gallon starting Monday under an emergency order signed by Gov. Andy Beshear, as the average price of gas in the state sits at $4.28 per gallon. lex18.com/news/covering-…

@fox28columbus Am I the only one that finds it ironic they asked that on what some people consider a social media app?

Do you believe social media has a major impact on children's mental health? abc6onyourside.com/question/vote-…

@ABC36News With everywhere legalizing weed and ever gas station under the sun selling THC their worried about strawberry banana Nicotine? And I'm not even gonna bring up the fact of fruit flavored/candy flavored booze either.....

The Food and Drug Administration on Tuesday announced its first authorization of fruit-flavored electronic cigarettes intended for adult smokers, a major policy shift that comes after months of appeals to President Donald Trump from the vaping industry. wtvq.com/cigs-news-heal…

@SeanDeLanceyTV Hides to filth and Bengals/Reds/Cyclones/whatever that soccer team is called....

Cincy looks good under a little haze.