Kol Mikaelson

@RantyFanGirl I'm never one to refuse company. May I ask what evoked such a dramatic response to my return?

@RantyFanGirl Hush now, we don't want all the fan girls to flock do we?

Fuck, how did I miss this? She knows she loves when I take her for a ride. The tip is always included. twitter.com/EnglishEssence…

Blame is a weak response to our conversation @BonnieBWitched. Better luck next time.

Quite fabulously if you must know @BlondieCare. I’m partial to delusions. Denial is your new best friend. Are you on the outs with Elena?

I’m truly touched Miss Bennet, who knew you were such a romantic with words.

Prey I hope @DaughterOfAlex6. Meals seem to wander when fear have eluded the hunter.

Little witch lets stop pretending I’m not too far from your mind, @BonnieBWitched. Those eyes hold a emptiness that mirrors my empathy.

I thought dumb blondes were a myth perpetuated by Rebekah. Are you proving me wrong @BlondieCare?

I’ll refrain from vulgarity in the presence of innocence @MapleMuggle

Do I warrant more detail, @DaughterOfAlex6? You’re oddly coy this evening.

And yours is particularly firm. RT @BlondieCare: Ugh, you're an ass.

You sound bitter Bonnie. I did not know my treatment of you would have such a lasting effect. Therapy might help. @BonnieBWitched

Goldilocks should come and sit on my cock. I bet she’ll find it to be ‘Just right’

Truer words have never been uttered @DaughterOfAlex6. How have you been keeping?

No need to talk of my penis size, Rachel RT @MapleMuggle: Little prick.

@Thumpa_ Tempting offer, sweetheart just keep it in your pants. Neediness is not my turn on.

Miss Bennett, It is forever a pleasure laying eyes on you @BonnieBWitched. There I was under the impression you have escaped from me.

Spaniard! It’s been quite a while. Still kicking I see. How disastisfying @DaughterOfAlex6