Dan

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Dan

Dan

@Dan53313857

Katılım Mart 2021
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Dan@Dan53313857·
@Indiya_K That’s because It was spent with meee duh💪😏
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indiya@Indiya_K·
I’m not working today and this is the happiest I’ve ever been ever.
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@Indiya_K I won btw hehehe
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This Friday, there are two types of guys: those watching Bridget Jones’s Diary and the lucky ones watching Captain America.
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
They lied to us
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
apparently humans aren’t made to sit at a desk for 8 hours straight.
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@Indiya_K Dw I got ya Christmas presents
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indiya@Indiya_K·
if you’re a childcare lawyer in December, how are you doing? Me? Not so great.
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Dan@Dan53313857·
@Indiya_K I take back what I said actually…
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
apparently I don’t cope well with change
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@Indiya_K Apparently you don’t cope well with anything
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
How do people shower in less than 10-15 mins ???
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@Indiya_K I can’t have two of you
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
I need another me so I can be a me for me
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Dan@Dan53313857·
@Indiya_K You can do it
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
been baking bread for 4 hours and it’s not even in the oven yet
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@Indiya_K I might put bird food in ur work bag for the jokes
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
PSA - Stop feeding the birds in pigeon park
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@Indiya_K Me feeding you is nasty
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Dan@Dan53313857·
Friendly reminder: Treat your 5’3” attitude to gifts and food… Or they might bite your head off
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Dan@Dan53313857·
@Indiya_K This method still works for me guys… it can always work for you too
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
normal people: I’m sorry please forgive me @Dan53313857 : plays Beyoncé songs he knows I can’t resist but sing along to
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@Indiya_K Rich Colombian husband
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
My nail shop is the best
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@Indiya_K Works doesn’t it beautiful 😉😘
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@Indiya_K You probably burned it anyways
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indiya
indiya@Indiya_K·
not me burning the garlic bread because I’m too busy singing #ItsComingHome
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