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@indykaila @ManUtd Your late!

Interesting @ManUtd news at 10 a.m. We didn’t expect this to land in our inbox this morning 👀

@indykaila And your leaving us hanging like this

Manchester United fans, HOLD ONTO YOUR SCARVES... because if the Reds actually pull off their secret masterplan... THIS SUMMER TRANSFER WINDOW IS ABOUT TO BE ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!! 😱🔥 You won't BELIEVE what's coming!!!

@asim_lfc @indykaila Fucking funny 🤣

If you have 10 mins… #LFC

@Matt_Pinner Please the world would be better

$10,000,000 to never listen to a Taylor Swift song again. Are you taking the offer?

@MbarkCherguia Punch the little cunt in the throat and slap the shit out off her

7-year-old secretly orders $600 purse on mom’s credit card — shows it off proud as ever 😭 What would YOU do if your 7-year-old did this?

@Matt_Pinner Not in my bed 🤪

What is she? 🧐

@Matt_Pinner Wrong

First thing that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔

@AntiLeftMemes I call her back to bed!

@MbarkCherguia Fuck yeah

$2.3 MILLION to live alone in this stunning cabin for 38 days… No phone, no computer, no leaving beyond ~1600 ft radius. Supplies once a week. Total isolation. Would you do it? 😳

@footyinsider247 @HACKETTREF Biggest load of bullshit I’ve heard all weekend!!! Penalty all day long!!!

❌ "𝐍𝐎 𝐰𝐚𝐲..." - Ex-PGMOL chief @HACKETTREF instantly shuts down Man United penalty claim vs Tottenham after re-analysing Harry Maguire-Micky van de Ven footage.

@InternetReels Punch the spoiled little bitch in the head!

Mother doesn’t know what to do after her child does this to her iPad Are parents soft these days?

@ArmaLite15OU812 Depends on where you live!

Hmmmm, let me sleep on it.

@Geniustechw Use the hammer on the kid problem solved! Why the fuck would you let a kid have a hammer! This why you should be allowed to slap your kids and teach them discipline

What are YOU doing in this situation? 😭

@Teamgyokeres They all need to stand up turn and push the Scouse cunt out the window!!!

Who needs to stand for Jamie Carragher to sit down?

@thefutballboy_1 None of them second class player the rest world class

Who should stand up for Salah to sit?

@honeymoon250 Not wanting to look like a complete CUNT!

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@end3of6days9 I’d be talking to myself on day one I do that anyway! I’d do 30 day! Give me a crate of cold beer everyday and food easy!!!!

If this is true, count me in! 💯

@indykaila @MoSalah That was done on Monday I didn’t vote for him! 😂🤣😂🤣

BREAKING: 🚨@MoSalah has been shortlisted for the BBC’S World Sport Star award for 2025.

@otokyo__ Hell yeah I’d do it for 10p

Would you?

@Utdcen French player can’t remember his name was a trialist and ended up playing against Spurs

Guess this Manchester United player