Dan Benji Lombard

#HotelCalifornia not so bad when this is what awaits post stone removal! 🤩🌻 ☆ #QuadChronicles

@witch_cass @toasterovensnod Here's me slowly retreating into the abyss! 😃 Thank you for the clarification. 🤙

@ZowieTwinkle @JahniDeVilliers Look up 'insinuation'. Relax yourself.

@DanBenji4 @JahniDeVilliers Gosh... listen to this dan benji😂😂😂... where in my tweets did you read about race??? Chasing clout I see... REST big boy!!!

@toasterovensnod @witch_cass I'm so confused. Vulva as in a type of plant or vulva as in a part of a woman's body? The latter would be very suspect in hanging them. 😂🤔

@witch_cass Can't wait 🥺

@JonWithTheFace @stripper_oprah 😂😂😂😂👏 Fuck, you make me laugh. Enjoy all your rantings! 👏👏👏

Am I the only one that would never go near one of these chiropractors that snap you around and look like they’re about to break your neck? How are people so brave what if they fucken actually break your neck 😩😩

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@ZowieTwinkle @JahniDeVilliers Relax. There isn't some white superiority agenda behind every thing white people tweet (which is what your tweets are exposing of yourself). It's an unusual story and deserves skepticism. Like the Bible, it deserves skepticism until proven accurate. Or do we just accept?

@JahniDeVilliers My time is too precious to be looking for some no body.🚮

@stripper_oprah @JonWithTheFace Yeah. I dunno hey. I broke my neck on the rugby pitch with a lot less force then some chiros do the neck thing. The neck is an incredibly delicate area due to the evolutionary flaw in humans opting to be bipedal! 🤔👏

@JonWithTheFace I know someone whose neck now clicks and grinds after a chiro fucked her up 🙃

@BrendenNel @czapruk 👏👏👏

@DanBenji4 @czapruk 100s.

Selling rainbow masks R10 each🌈 Please RT my customers could be on the tl #PrideMonth2021 #rainbowmask #queer #LGBTQ

@BrendenNel @czapruk Perfect. At R25 a pop. I'll pay for alles and we can sott out logistics later? Good for you?

@DanBenji4 @czapruk put me down for four as well

@czapruk DM sent.

Wow 😢 my dm is opened

@BrendenNel @iSarahdactyl Indeed brother. I have to think about this as death with quadriplegics is an ever present thought. So I tackle it head on so I can inform my significant others of my wishes with a court order to enforce it. My body will also be donated to science to help better understand SCIs.

@DanBenji4 @iSarahdactyl long way to go before you hit that buddy. You've overcome way more than most folks. But understand. I'll be there with the paddles shouting "no fucking way"

@BrendenNel @czapruk Mooi brother. I've got four. How many do you want?

@DanBenji4 @czapruk I'll take a few Dan and we can share delivery

@iSarahdactyl In all fairness, my body is already paralysed. My satisfaction with life stems from my mind. Without it, I'd be useless. Thought about it so much that I'm comfortable in dying knowing that my mind has gone. 🌻

@areyouokayanny Love is such a beautiful thing. Both to love and be loved. 😍 So happy you found a person who speaks directly to your soul! 🌻

What the fuck 🥺 how does someone this amazing exist

@Peterfgraham @rugby_ap @Nigelrefowens Indeed. He is that impartial. Not a biased bone in his body.

@DanBenji4 @rugby_ap @Nigelrefowens You do realise that Nigel is Welsh and Wales make up part of the Lions.

Nic Berry Ben O’Keeffe Mathieu Raynal. The Lions Series referees. Lord help us.

@YellowCapSports @rugby_ap @Nigelrefowens #TrueToTheBlue

@DanBenji4 @rugby_ap @Nigelrefowens Again you take the words from my mouth💙🐃