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So last week me and my brother got sent home from work with high temp cough ect , I forwarded my dads voice notes to a few group chats and it’s made it viral on some of these big pages so here it is plus another one 😂😂

The whole world loves him I wish he knew

Peak British horse racing. BHA put a £40,000 race on just for Constitution Hill on the flat. He’s fallen on the wrong side of the ballot and now relies on others not declaring to get in. Can’t see many trainers not running in a £40k race. You couldn’t make it up 😂

“So how comes you lost £350 today???”

THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 🔥 Benfica goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin scores a 98th minute goal to keep Jose Mourinho's Benfica in the competition 💥 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplus

They thought they scored but then the defender decided to take the matter into his own hands 🤯

I hope they retire Constitution Hill now for his safety above all else. Something has gone wrong with him and it's clear to see. Remember him for what he was. Maybe the best hurdler and worst hurdler I've ever seen. A truly one off horse.

This might well be the most terrifying near miss I’ve ever seen in a horse race. It happened at Evangeline Downs in America a few hours ago. Incredible reactions from the jockeys and horses to avoid absolute carnage. 😳

Buzzing

@garethrjs @HLTCO 😂

@HLTCO @DanCooperr

Over the last week, I’ve seen Sheffield Wednesday linked with Mike Ashley, John Textor and now Charlie Methven of *EDM continues* fame, all after finally getting rid of the absolute lunatic that was Dejphon Chansiri. GIVE THEM A FUCKING BREAK.

Definition of the game is goneeeee.

Ange Postecoglou is back as if he never went away. 😂

Micah Richards in the thick of it for Joleon Lescott’s DJ set at Creamfields😭😭😭 What a bloke👏👏👏

If you’re having a bad day, Sangare gave away a penalty to stop me winning 670 which he didn’t get booked for which stopped me winning 760 😄👍

EuroMillions winner tells his son he's a millionaire

The getaway

Some bet

REST IN PEACE LEGEND 🙏🏻

Gateshead first hahahahahahahahaha. FINE

So the wife asked me for a race bare in mind Iv had 3 ACL reconstructions and Iv got nothing left in my hamstrings I could literally feel my hammy on its last chord 🤣🤣

This f1 academy race is chaos 😳