Dan

it’s so fucking crazy all the time… like one thing after another, so I mostly don’t react to it and let it wash over me. But every once in a while I have these moments of clarity where I’m like damn… what the fuck.

There must've been some update to the algorithm because suddenly my Instagram feed is the horniest place on earth

"Fuck naw Sting."

No matter what, where, or when…Iyo Sky and Asuka are two of the rarest wrestlers in the entire world.

@MengsMullet The only demon I recognize

The Demon is the cringiest gimmick in wrestling history and there've been Ninja Turtles, mummies, nazis, and Hugh Morrus.

AJ Styles with the Logan fit #WWEHOF #Loveonthespectrum

@notsam Cane's takes reservations now?!

This sucks. This was supposed to be a great week. Restaurant “lost” my dinner reservation tonight. Wtf.

The whiskey got me feeling like Cactus Jack in the floral print

These guys are such shitters

Even Brock Lesnar isn’t safe from Danhausen’s Curse! 😱😈

My best boy is officially in the game. - CM Punk

don't piss me off with some tall-ass burger

head cut in half

Merry Christmas Eggroll got a Potato Head

Doing the Jeff Hardy Juke to 2000s indie songs