Dan Halen

Getting older sucks, at some point my shits became shakespearian. A tragedy that happens in three acts. #HAPPYNEWYEAR

Whoever wrote “ I’ll be home for Christmas” was way ahead of their time #Christmas #Quarantine #Christmas2020 #COVID19

If we are being formal isn’t it Michael and the Mechanics?

Sadness is re-folding and unused bathing suit you bought in March (for your honeymoon that never happened in April)with your crippled hand you just had surgery on after a knife washing accident. #2020worstyear

Of course daylight savings would occur on Halloween in 2020. We are living in the worst episode of twilight zone ever. Make it stop #DaylightSavings #2020worstyear #FallBack2020 #Halloween2020

Nice to see @MayorMark is concerned about @iamjohnoliver while massive covid-19 surges are happening in Danbury. #pandemic #COVID19

Can someone please turn down the resistance on 2020? #2020worstyear #CoronaUpdate

@CoxComm When will Manchester CT get service restored? Been out since Tuesday, oh ya and there’s a pandemic and I work from home. #coxoutage

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After having no power for the better part of the week I am only one Internet connection away from my normal life of sheltering in place during the pandemic of 2020 ain’t life grand!!! #coxoutage #COVID19 #HurricaneHanna #ItsOkayToNotBeOkay

@DangerzMike @newparkbrewing 5 days old but also accurate thankfully 😊

@newparkbrewing Please update your cans availability. Its been 5 days guys

Taproom and patio are open 12-10 today. To-go window is 12-4. You can get to-go cans at your table or at the host stand after the to-go window closes. House of Lebanon food truck is out front. See you soon!

If I had a dollar for every tweet I’ve deleted before posting I’d be able to afford loosing my job. #thursdaymorning #TrumpMeltdown #COVID

@iamjohnoliver @wyattcenac @ProblemAreasHBO @iamjohnoliver do you really mean it or did business daddy tell you to post this? lol 😂

My friend @wyattcenac did a whole season of @ProblemAreasHBO about policing in America. 10 episodes. It was really good. If you missed it first time around, it's more than worth your time.

A new generation is born, anyone turning 13-19 this year shall be known as Quaran-Teens. #Quarantine #coronavirus

Easy trick to make you enjoy being at home #day51oflockdown #COVID19 #coronavirus #StayHomeSaveLives

I miss unchallenging certain times. #pandemic #coronavirus #MediaVirus

@newparkbrewing Shortest line ever, 2 cars in front of me lol Spectrum is one of your best, second only to Double Cloud and about as good as Headband. Thank you!

We are through the line and all four beers still going. See you soon!

@1029thewhale If I’m the first to respond to this post does that count? Just kidding- this is a very nice thing you guys and Effies Place are doing for those who deseit most 😊

So it’s been like 8 weeks now? Jeesh the Jews didn’t even wander in the desert that long when they escaped exile, and it got them out of the house, I should be so lucky!!! lol #lockdown #QuarantineLife

… And on the ninth day God woke up in 2020 and said, “ oh you’re hungry? Here’s a giant bag of dicks to eat for four months”

@TheTweetOfGod DCF is going to call, they found the nail holes in your son’s hands.