Dan Halstead

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Portimao ⛑️

Freedom for Papa 🙏 twitter.com/giovanaliv/sta…

Only in #shrewsbury

Seeing as it’s @DivockOrigi’s birthday… Where would you like us to begin with his clutch moments and why is the answer definitely “corner taken quickly” 🧵

Peter Drury on comms version, because of course 🎙️ 🗣️ "𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗."

When the cell doors get closed for the first time & Stephen Bear realises it’s not a joke twitter.com/InkedUpSHAQ/st…

A Lionel Messi free-kick makes it 4-3 to PSG, five minutes into stoppage time! 💥 His 699th club goal turns it around against Lille to secure all three points! 🐐

@willmorrissss they’ve obviously not heard of wakey wines

This world is finished I swear… 🤦‍♂️

Cody Gakpo will travel to England in order to complete medical tests as new Liverpool player. Contract already agreed and signed. 🔴🩺 #LFC Gakpo spoke to Virgil van Dijk when the official bid was submitted - and he's now set to be unveiled as new LFC player.

Trauma

En-Nesyri just broke Ronaldo’s jump record while letting Dias sniff his ass😂😂😂

Nothing will prepare you for 0:28 😭

Scottish Morty 😂

this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm

Did someone get flung 😂😂😂

Only in NYC 🤣 (via beautifulsoulsinnyc/IG)