DJL

@liamgallagher RA all day wor kid

Richard Ashcroft or Manic street preachers as support

@NUFC An absolutely great bloke

A double century in black and white for Matt Ritchie! 🙌 ⚫️⚪️

@talkSPORT NUFC

What’s the biggest problem at #MUFC?

@LDNLutonAirport how about having a no bags on seats policy in the airport… 👀

Im so happy that Callum Palmer got to see it all.

@dullnixon Couldn’t say it any better

A FAMOUS NIGHT AT ST. JAMES' PARK!!!!! 😍😍😍

SANNNNNNDDDDDDRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all folks! You gave me everything. I gave you everything. We did it together.

@NUFC Ritchie Ritchie or Ritchie

Eddie Howe on squad selection for Chelsea: "I don't think we've got anyone left to rest! The end of the season has come at a good time for us because we would have been really stretched. Joelinton and Manquillo will miss the game and we also have the other injuries. We're stretched but it will give us the chance to have a look at one or two other things."

@PicturesFoIder Tomb raider II. Stuck in a cave

If you're trying to drink your first sip of Guinness "between the harp and the writing" then you're embarrassing yourself That's too easy. How does anyone even miss?! Try and "Split the G" perfectly in half or drink another drink Goodbye x

Cut my life into pieces

3 Geordies who did ok!!

Millions of you are soon to scream ‘WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN US???’ You are being warned. Act now. #TheBigOne @XRebellionUK #ClimateCrisis

She was a fucking malignant cunt as are you. Well done.

@talkSPORT Newcastle fans to Leeds “Jimmy saville he’s one of your own, Leeds fans back “ He shagged Ant & Dec”