Dan Louw

@RickyTFC Haha - I've totally forgotten what I said. I think I have a condition.

@DanLouw Still laughing at the Wetherspoon’s steak 😂

@thekuntz69 @lauraoakley81 @Katspur71 @tottenhamjay Extra hash browns. And 19 sachets of HP. Ta.

@lauraoakley81 @DanLouw @Katspur71 @tottenhamjay I’m sure we can sort you out with a breakfast Dan

The trains are a frigging disaster to Luton from London on Saturday morning so if anyone is driving from Essex Borders/ NE London and wants to help me out, that would be brilliant 🤞😀

@thekuntz69 @Katspur71 @lauraoakley81 @tottenhamjay Perfect! But you lot better get a Spoons veggie breakfast ready for me cos it's the world's third best breakfast.

@DanLouw @Katspur71 You can drop her off at the spoons with me, @lauraoakley81 and @tottenhamjay you can do your run whilst Kat has some breakfast with us.

@OconSpurs1882 @Matt_swan40 I just think that sometimes you need to win a trophy in order to realise that what you really wanted all along was a big greasy bucket of chicken.

Got a Luton away ticket. The mission to go to every single game, home and away, in a single season... is ON.

@Matt_swan40 I think you'll find it's the season where we mathematically secure the title but then walk up to the trophy and are like 'nah, you're alright mate.' And then just go to Chick King.

@DanLouw In the title winning season too!

@Primetime_Perry I think the Sidemen are a bit busy unfortunately.

@DanLouw If only there was a much-loved video series that could document this

@gracedent I love that it’s PG, my very favourite of all the ratings.

Netflix says it contains nudity. I am not nude at any time by any of the buffets. I'm 80 per cent sure.

Exactly 365 days after I filmed this in Vegas, it is in Netflix Top Ten. MILLION DOLLAR BUFFET is now on Netflix.

@ParkLaneDicko Poland is one of the most under rated countries in Europe. Would definitely go to Krakow - will give you some recommendations when I see you.

Anybody here been to Krakow? I’m looking to go to Auchwitz in November and that appears to be the nearest major city so I could make a few days of it. Any suggestions for things to do?

Go to this.

Update: the coke that security confiscated - the defenders done it all in the tunnel.

Lots of disappointed looking drunk geezers in the away end. Security told me they’ve confiscated ‘around 20 grams at least’. Told me thought he would find some on me ‘for sure’.

@WendelClarkKent I was probably wrong before. The Levy Out lot were always right about one thing - he’s a mediocrity who prides himself on achievements that don’t matter.

Also - I think the protests, songs, balloons etc DID achieve something. Levy’s a weird mixture of ‘private individual’ and total egomaniac. He hates being hated, and will only spend money when his position is threatened. When he feels he’s in a strong position he takes the piss.

@Idiot123Theonly Our finances. We are highly profitable for our (private) owners, while being leveraged with extraordinary debt from the stadium build. Before, player sales could pick up the slack with running costs. Now it’s the fans (more so than before). This is not sustainable.

@DanLouw I would drive sanchez to saudi arabia myself. What do you think the biggest issue the club is facing at the moment?

@Idiot123Theonly Again, i respectfully don’t agree that’s the biggest issue facing the club and our support right now (although it would be nice to sell Sessegnon and Sanchez to Saudi Arabia).

@DanLouw One of the greatest problems at the club at the moment is shifting the players we know aren’t good enough.

@Idiot123Theonly That assumes we’re only a couple of players away from being on the right track again. I don’t agree with that.

@DanLouw Just gotta keep it up and pressure levy into actually doing something beneficial towards the club like signing some half decent players.

Going to Tottenham is my life at this point. I can’t stop. But if you can stop going, you should. The only language these people understand is empty seats. #thirdmostprofitablesportsfranchiseyoullneversingthat