I'm not funny

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It’s Britney, b*tch. 😂

Staff at The Onion screaming and crying rn

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

@falIing4me Happy birthday 🎂

jesus christ!! im 26!!

The money was so good back then you could have 4 families

The good ole days 🥲

✨ nature time line cleanse ✨

This is how to write a headline

@Just_Doot_It I miss when my kids were that little, I don't miss changing diapers though... 😆

We love to match 💛

just two mess bitches telling each other “eaxacttlyyyy”

He got up to say Israel is the reason for this war… THEY BROKE HIS ARM!!! Marine Corps veteran arrested inside the Senated Armed service committee hearing and then attacked by Senator Sheehy protesting war for Israel. WATCH THE ROBOTS IN THE FRONT ROWS‼️

@BigCopper809 @news4buffalo How does this benefit Americans? We've spent trillions of dollars & lost countless lives fucking around in the middle east for 30 years. Let Israel and other Arab states that feel threatened deal with Iran.

@news4buffalo It doesn’t confuse anyone except for the Leftist Lunitics like yourselves!

President Trump’s attack on Iran is confusing the MAGA base that once bragged that he never started any wars, testing the limits of their trust in the president’s foreign policy judgement. wivb.com/news/political…

And just like that we are no longer a nation divided by left and right, we are now a nation divided be those who want to fight wars for Israel and those who just want peace and to be able to afford their bills and health insurance.

I genuinely feel sad that current 20 something's missed the era of $500 rent, $3 happy hour, 5 bags of groceries for under $100, multiple job offers immediately after applying, and going out to party without social media apps at your fingertips. IT WAS A TIME.

@BertramGummer @HowThingsWork_ That's definitely an "oops" moment. Hopefully they went too hard on ya.

@DanSeeloff @HowThingsWork_ It was one of these. It made the dust falling from the ceiling look like it was snowing in the building and apparently shook houses for blocks away. I think they were a little rich on the mixture. Feds on scene in under 30 minutes

An Oxy Acetylene safety demonstration in a controlled environment with trained professionals. ⚠️ Do not attempt!⚠️

@BertramGummer @HowThingsWork_ I filled a soda can & it was crazy, I couldn't imagine a bucket 😯

@HowThingsWork_ Do this with a 5gallon water jug and it will get the FBI and ATF to visit your place of employment. Ask me how I know. As long as no one talks everyone walks…