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Connor: "Do you even know a woman? Do you have any female platonic relationships?" Adrian/Elon: "Yeah" Connor: "Okay, name three women" Adrian/Elon: *doesnt* Connor: "im so glad people cant vote for you bro LMAOOOOO nothing will ever top this fortnite friday.

PLEASE TELL ME HE CORRECTED HIM AFTER THAT This is my worst nightmare help the consequences of my special interest becoming mainstream are finally catching up to me 😰

@NSeanchai Problem is twofold. 1. They had one bad encounter with a mindless enemy and got cold feet for life. 2. Because the raw damage values don't hit fighter/barb/magus crit levels and don't realise how insanely useful decent damage + inflicting multiple stacks of frightened is.

#pathfinder2e Caster Naysayer: I don't wanna play a support I wanna blast. Me (descending into madness): If you think about the Power of +1 a +2 is a +25% increase to average damage so in a loose sense if you throw an Agonizing Despair and 4 strikes happen to the target...

Inside of you are two Bens…

New Yorker cartoon or Pathfinder / D&D adventure? 😉

@NSeanchai It's just the 5e forum arguments all over again, just microcosm'd on a space the whiners realise they may have a chance of influencing since WotC's gotten too big to touch.

@NSeanchai The whiners just want to bully the RAW into being exactly what they want so they can in turn bully all their tables into playing how they want using RAW as justification. All the platitudes about house rules and homebrew was purely in service of that.

#pathfinder2e Naysayer During Remaster Kerfuffles: "Stop saying that Paizo said we can use the Premaster!" Same Naysayers: "Stop saying you can add more spells to Curriculums!" Same NS Periodically: "This reddit is such a stickler for RAW it can be toxic."

'Yes we know what you want, that's why we're mocking you, you chrono-locked pre-pubescent.'

The time is coming. You cannot prepare. ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

So I had this drawing idea #TheWitcherIV #Intergalactic

Fool me twice, shame on me(me). See you at #TheGameAwards

if you are upset about Ciri being the lead of The Witcher 4 you're just loudly telling everyone you haven't played The Witcher 3 or Blood and Wine lol

People are calling Ciri ugly like ???? Do men even like women anymore?

I have forever lost use of this arm.

@NSeanchai ...despite the fact their saves supposedly never fail. Projection thy name is.

@NSeanchai I do think slow fail and crit fail are in fact slightly overtuned, but it's funny because it's always the reddit pedants whining about how their saves never fail who say it's simultaneously fine it's overtuned, and bad no other spells are as good...

The #pathfinder2e Reddit will always apply the worst case scenario to things they've decided is bad but then refuse to if they've decided it's good. Like, Live Wire is too strong but y'all but it's base damage runs into phys resist which isn't that rare. So like...

@NSeanchai It's definitely above the curve and a solid generalist damage pick, but you're still better using ignition on a creature with fire weakness or ND to target a material weakness.

@NSeanchai The fail effect might need a teeny bit of a nerf at worst, but its whole shtick is being a reliable spell attack cantrip when most aren't. You don't get easy damage bypass or weakness targeting, you don't get mutlitarget, d6 cantrips like TP do more damage on a success...