Daniel Teitelbaum

@JohnCleese Every religion hates women

Sewriously... What is going on in their minds It's perverse

@pvergadia This is fantastic news to lull devs into a further sense of complacency. AI won’t replace all jobs, just devs who don’t use AI

🤯BREAKING: Alibaba just proved that AI Coding isn't taking your job, it's just writing the legacy code that will keep you employed fixing it for the next decade. 🤣 Passing a coding test once is easy. Maintaining that code for 8 months without it exploding? Apparently, it’s nearly impossible for AI. Alibaba tested 18 AI agents on 100 real codebases over 233-day cycles. They didn't just look for "quick fixes"—they looked for long-term survival. The results were a bloodbath: 75% of models broke previously working code during maintenance. Only Claude Opus 4.5/4.6 maintained a >50% zero-regression rate. Every other model accumulated technical debt that compounded until the codebase collapsed. We’ve been using "snapshot" benchmarks like HumanEval that only ask "Does it work right now?" The new SWE-CI benchmark asks: "Does it still work after 8 months of evolution?" Most AI agents are "Quick-Fix Artists." They write brittle code that passes tests today but becomes a maintenance nightmare tomorrow. They aren't building software; they're building a house of cards. The narrative just got honest: Most models can write code. Almost none can maintain it.

I fee like we need to start a charity that helps @MicrosoftTeams make usable software. They must be using @Copilot to help them.

I really love updating and signing in again to all my @google browsers every few days

It truly is one of the most astounding things ever: how utterly horrific gmail is at searching emails @Google

@ComputerLove_ @StuartKells Isn’t it just historic given it’s documented history?

@1patriotwaiting @NYDailyNews What aspect of your identity do you want celebrated? The government don’t issue months to communities, people work together to support each other and build grass roots movements. In stead of waiting for a hand out, talk about what you want to see in the world

@NYDailyNews There shouldn’t be a Parade or a Monthlong Celebration Because NOT EVERYONE GETS THAT….which is what Equality is.

EDITORIAL | Exclusion on parade: Keeping uniformed NYPD cops from the Pride March goes against the spirit of inclusion trib.al/kfGnUEp

@NYDailyNews Imagine I spent a few decades kicking your grandmother in the head and then demand to be at her Sunday dinners forever

@NYDailyNews This is so terribly written, shows no understanding of history or sensitivity to anyone or anything, what a lousy opinion to share

@rustyrockets I’m glad we’re being less secretive about the time honoured human obsession with sex, it seems that all the secretive sex is the bad kind

They need OnlyJesus.

@LearnMach_1 Untrue. Anchoring strategies may require a first move. Framing strategies also. Negotiation is an art and art doesn’t like rules.

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The Gentleman's Code: 20 Unspoken Rules for the Modern Man 1.

Final testing before the Beyond the Screen XR exhibition @melbournemuseum this weekend with experiences from @opaque, 22 series racing and On the morning you wake by @G4C with @DanTeitel museumsvictoria.com.au/melbournemuseu…

@scarschwartz My dad

@Jacinta_Parsons @abcmelbourne Heartbreaking. You are going to be so missed. You created such a beautiful and heartwarming sense of community for us all. ❤️

Its with the saddest lil heart I am leaving the Afternoon show at the wonderful ⁦@abcmelbourne⁩… Jacinta Parsons leaves ABC Afternoons smh.com.au/culture/tv-and…

Reuben Kaye more eloquent, insightful and empathetic in 10 seconds than 4 talking heads in 10 minutes #QandA

@QandA Wow. Some incredible mental acrobatics required to manafacture this as a story of bullying. Have you watched question time in the last 40 years? This is well below par for the kind of heated exchanges we've seen.

Could Anthony Albanese’s Question Time comments be considered bullying? #QandA

“Smash the idols of your father’s house” said the voice, and Abe did. When telling his son of the voice, Isaac covered his ears and yelled “lalalalala, not listening”. #WVFlashFic22 @Writers_Vic

@scarschwartz Or is the correct way to go from full to half full and from empty to half empty?

@Kat4e4 Hi Kate! As you can tell, i'm not in the twitterverse much. I'm very happy to hear you enjoy, especially if its medicinal! Thanks for listening and getting in touch!

@DanTeitel found you! Loved the chat about Heidegger/MacGyver. Cheers. Always enjoy your spot with Jacinta on ABC if I catch it. Thanks. Look forward to catching your other stuff now. I use philosophy as pain relief, true story, always looking for new content. TY

Thanks @BeatMagazine for the incredible review of the show!! @MagdaSzubanski @BobDowne4Real beat.com.au/content/illegi…