Dan The Bloke

The Pokemon Battle Arena is finally ready 🎉 Pick your team within a 1000 point limit, arm them and send them into the arena! 💥 First to 5 rounds wins 👊 Find the map and mode here: halowaypoint.com/en/halo-infini… (or search pokemon-arena in the browser) #HaloInfinite #HaloReckoning

Running for the next election on a ticket of "kill everyone earning under $150k" and getting 55% of the under $150k vote because "he means the other ones right?"

Having a unexpectedly refreshing and nice time on the other place. Haven't seen a single piece of ragebait or anyone worse than a centrist yet. If the latest round of shit changes here are a final straw, hit me up on there 🤙

Summoned a storm atronach to help me stack the dishwasher but it scratched all my fucking plates

Carved a spooky squawky boi

Bartender, a round of lukewarm bathwaters for me and the lads

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON LAMARR???

Not now kitten, all daddys apes are gone

(Half listening to Ricky Martin talk about a date) "Oh she lives in Vida Loca? Thats nice... Her lips are devilled eggs? Whatever you say man"

IGN rated me as "one of the" videogamers in the world

@b33byt3 I'm giving the blue twitter a shot cos this place is doing me a bad Havent even seen a fascist yet!

Ite, gonna give the other place a try. Reaching critical mass for how many dogshit takes I can see in a single day

What’s wild is that both he and Trump have deep connections to Epstein and Diddy and also both have sexually assaulted women

@lillegendstudio @Me That's looking incredible! I just painted some little guys over the weekend

It’s Monday - let’s see what you’ve been working on. @me with any posts you pop up today or share in the comments below. Brownie points for whacking #hobbyhammer on your masterpieces.

Oosh

I'd love it if Microsoft would stop giving me an "Upgrade to Windows 11" splash screen every time I turn my PC on. I simply wont be doing it

Lil guy Nice quick painting session

@soloieiri Perfection

The explodey jump pack bots make for some proper cinematic, squeaky bum moments #Helldivers2

A novelty lighter in the shape of a pistol, call it the smoking gun

Caravan Palace take the best gig of the year spot, and it's been a hell of year so far! Always a blast to see