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#TheOneShow is just full of awkward exchanges…can’t help but think @ReeseW must be sitting there thinking WTF am I in here!?!

Absolutely chuffed the cap on my @Unilever Domestos was loose, so it leaked all over my @Sainsburys Shopping!! #SenseTheTone

In my #DeaconBlue era…I’m saying @DeaconBlueMusic totally deserve to appear in the @Glastonbury ‘Legend Slot’!!

@Haggis_UK Oh, come on! The intonation and gesture was clearly aimed at Badenoch!!

Kemi Badenoch: Will Rachel Reeves be in post at the next election? Keir Starmer: She certainly won't... 😂 #PMQs

What do you see in the easily manipulated millionaire, Jacqui!?! #MAFSAU

Jacqui claims she’s both intelligent and well-read, but keeps using the word “conversate”! #MAFSAU

Really enjoyed my Friday evening watching the #Sugababes from the comfort of the #SkyVIPLounge at @TheCoopLive. Thank you for the opportunity, @SkyUK!!

#MAFSAU Jacqui…

@darrengrimes They do a crackin’ shave, hot towel, and nose/ear hair wax though tbf!

Awhina has worked harder than anyone else on making their #MAFSAU relationship work, not least by trying to understand WTF Adrian says without subtitles. In related news, we all need a Cleo in our corner…

How is #TheOneShow still a thing!? Seriously, @bbc, how much licence payers funds are contributed to this dross!!!!

Touker drives me insane, he needs to retire from #DragonsDen. Constantly waiting for a ridiculous comment eg. “I’ll offer you all the money for 95% of the business,,,”! #DragonsDen

As if @ChelseeHealey is the first contestant out on #DOI, she was mint! #DancingOnIce

How is #SundayBrunch still on TV…it’s has such an awkward vibe!

Right. We NEED a #StrictlyComeDancing All Stars i.e. a series containing finalists from across the years…sort it out, @BBC! #StrictlySpecial #Strictly #SCD

No sleight on the presenters, but the format of #GoodMorningBritain needs an overhaul…it’s terrible!! #GMB

Knew #WAGathaChristie would be on to them…Go ‘Ed Coleen! #ImACeleb

Am I the only one that watches #ImACeleb every year and thinks I might try a diet of rice and beans for some extreme pre-Christmas weight loss? Never actually done it…22 years and counting!

The white lies and ick-y innuendos were excessive, but Luke was never mean…those vows from Amy were just nasty, and there was no need for that! #MAFSUK