Daniel

@piersmorgan You peak way too early

@BellaWallerstei Shame

*I am not running to be the next leader of the Labour Party.

What it takes to get “toned arms”. A day-in, day-out grind. It’s not pretty or quick. The obsession with rapid weight loss without enough focus on strength or properly fuelling your body to perform is creating unrealistic and dangerous expectations

@BellaWallerstei Props to you

@Pops__o This is lovely to hear

Not long ago I was an anxious mess - cancelling plans, turning down opportunities, life on hold. Now I’m in a loving relationship with a man who believes I can do anything, and in a couple of weeks time, I’m working in Rome. Never thought this could be my life.

@00julesj Is that a promise? I think big break is making a comeback, you’ll be pleased to know

You know sometimes when a random song pops in your head and it’s oh I haven’t thought about that in ages nice little earworm. Well I’ve just had Jim Davidson’s Big Break in my head of all the songs. 🎱 I’m gonna be snookering you tonight!

@TheTweetOfGod How much for miracles?

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@BellaWallerstei He Sir, He Sir, He?!

Call me Bob, Sir!

@afneil U turn more quickly than others?

Andy Burnham now now says: 1. I will stick to Rachael Reeves’ fiscal rules. 2. I will not seek to rejoin the EU. Two U-turns in one day. What exactly would he do differently?

@girlwithredhurr Yeah I never liked it either

Shit…

@godblesstoto It’s true though

That's like someone saying they lost weight after sawing one of their legs off.

@littlemisslee23 Have fun 😍

Off out for a few glasses of fizz 🥂❤️

@BellaWallerstei Oh not again

It’s Eurovision time 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

@00julesj Correct response in most cases. The only thing I can think of is that if you do know of a fault (brake light not working for example - assuming that is a fail 😬) can you solve before testing rather than fail. Only relevant if you have to pay for a retest

Dropped the car off for MOT and he asked me if I was expecting it to fail on anything, mate if I knew this I would be a mechanic!

@bushontheradio I was always sliced but I think I have been converted to grated

What is the CORRECT cheese for doing cheese on toast - grated or sliced?

@Peston Sod*

@Peston Did the country and actually delivering for everyone. As ever, all about me

Those close to Streeting say he has more than 81 nominations and could trigger a leadership contest. But they believe Streeting’s announcement could be pre-empted by the PM announcing a timetable for his departure, even today. This could all be feverish wishful thinking. But I have been told by less partisan government sources that we are “in the end game”. The alleged background is that some signatories of the “I back Keir letter” are telling him privately his time is up, that assorted cabinet ministers are set to tell him the same, and that one of those who works closest to the PM has been briefing such to backbench MPs. BUT Downing Street is saying the ball is in Streeting’s court and there is no chance of the PM announcing a departure timetable today. And that if Streeting wants a leadership contest, he will have to trigger it. It is quite the game of chicken, with the future of the government at stake

@sophiearumble Oh dear. Hope all ok

@sophiearumble If that is disheveled I must be a shambles

@BellaWallerstei Lovely

BREAKING: I’ve got a new summer dress. More as we get it

@BellaWallerstei Think about us, ahem, slightly older individuals

Hector seemed genuinely worn down when I told him we’re about to get the fifth prime minister of his lifetime. He’s three