Nobby

What sick person thought putting a gherkin in a burger was a good idea????

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The cha cha slide twitter.com/__Bullfrog/sta…

@jess_daviesxo My 4 inch fits perfect in your 10 wide snatch as well still g x

My size 4 feet are so swollen that they perfectly fit in Dans size 10 sliders, summer is fun heavily pregnant ✌🏼

The Final of the Women’s Euros vs the Final of the Men’s Euros

next to his kid 💀🫣

Luke Shaw when Ten Hag transfer lists him

@jess_daviesxo Rather not have mains, than have wotsit breath x

@Dan_White12 It’s fine to be embarrassed and get defensive, I would too xxx

Never contemplated my relationship as much as I did sat at an all you can eat Chinese and he says he’s nearly full after one lot of starters, awful behaviour

@MatthewNufc5 Beelo said he’ll come out Friday when you can lift a barrow of tarmac, weasel.

@jess_daviesxo Bed with you & your lovely piss hole xx

@Dan_White12 Time for bed I think x x x

It’s mad that @jess_daviesxo has such a lovely piss hole and I’m the only one who gets to poke it the rest of her life

Wit is that behaviour

Honestly best thing I’ve ever been sent😂

@Scottlovellyou 7-3 😂😂

Derek Lewis nutsack after a fight

“You’s awrite to start phonin taxis?”